John Birmingham
@birmo.bsky.social
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Ching-Ching-ching motherfuckers! The official link for checking how much Anthropic owes you for stealing your books.
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I wanted to live in the Tron movie when I was a kid
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So read these & tell me why the Nobel Committee ignored @birmo.bsky.social for yet another year
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Recently finished reading this from @birmo.bsky.social and I enjoyed it. I was going to say that it’s not his usual style, but what is? He has such a diverse range of material it’s impossible to pigeon hole it. Anyway, go read it! www.amazon.com.au/Girl-Came-Co...
The Girl Who Came In From The Cold (Licensed to Love: The Agency Files)
The Girl Who Came In From The Cold (Licensed to Love: The Agency Files) eBook : Birmingham, J.P.: Amazon.com.au: Books
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It’s not like they have to keep sucking up to Vargas Llosa
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davehooper.com
Recently finished reading this from @birmo.bsky.social and I enjoyed it. I was going to say that it’s not his usual style, but what is? He has such a diverse range of material it’s impossible to pigeon hole it. Anyway, go read it! www.amazon.com.au/Girl-Came-Co...
The Girl Who Came In From The Cold (Licensed to Love: The Agency Files)
The Girl Who Came In From The Cold (Licensed to Love: The Agency Files) eBook : Birmingham, J.P.: Amazon.com.au: Books
www.amazon.com.au
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Every bit of this by @birmo.bsky.social, because I keep wondering how the Bible and its engagement levels would have turned out if the storytelling model used by the Apostles et al for their LLM (Large Lord Morality) was based on the TikTok of Gilgamesh.
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End of Story?
Sorry. Had to get thinky this week.
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I read the phrase “plot-based media” for the first time this week, and I died a little inside. The context was the unleashening of Sora, OpenAI’s new hybrid video extruder and anti-social network...
End of Story?
Sorry. Had to get thinky this week.
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This is gonna be one of those weeks when I get the day wrong every day isn’t it
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I’m an old man and I don’t understand things. Has Tay Tay entered the discourse again?
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Brilliant piece by @birmo.bsky.social on corporations not paying tax and how the people in charge want you to blame baristas, foreigners and single mums for the fact your hospitals are busted.

He's talking about Australia, but it's true for everyone, everywhere.

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Grand Theft Accounting
I am shocked—shocked, I tell you—to discover in this year’s corporate tax report that Optus paid no tax on $8.2 billion of income.
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Just filled in a BAS form so I'm feeling it
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Lord Rupert’s various shit sheets & Russian propaganda channels did not, it seems, earn enough to bother the scorers at the Tax Office. Which is to say that, unlike you, they earned $1.8 billion last year, but the ATO didn’t even rattle the tin at the Murdoch family, because what would be the point?
Grand Theft Accounting
I am shocked—shocked, I tell you—to discover in this year’s corporate tax report that Optus paid no tax on $8.2 billion of income.
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The way lawyers work in this business I can virtually guarantee you that won’t be happening
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Just re-upped the option contract today.
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Actually, she’s usually beside me but that’s okay cos I got a really good sleep mask.
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Wrote some kickarse chapters today, and ironically, no arses were kicked in the writing of the chapters.
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Jeffries at high school, head being held deep down in the toilet: “We hope and expect that the bullies will soon cease flushing.”
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HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
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It’s pronounced nugget
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Fark. Had to stop reading again and now I’m sitting in my reading chair having a really serious conversation with two of the characters in this book who have done something really really bad. And I’m sitting here like a crazy man telling them off. Ferrante has caused me to lose my mind.
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Reading Elena Ferrante’s The Story of a New Name and I have to keep stopping because OMFG she makes you feel it, and ‘it’ is not always good.
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Your airborne toxic event has been scheduled... "Unless they’re bringing a big sack full o’ Bitcoin stencilled with the word ‘Loot’ in 300pt Comic Sans, most world leaders will tell you that a meeting with Trump isn’t something you approach with ‘hope’."
Your airborne toxic event has been scheduled.
Journalism, according to Dr Hunter S.
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