John Birmingham
@birmo.bsky.social
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I write for food and shelter.
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This is gonna be one of those weeks when I get the day wrong every day isn’t it
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I’m an old man and I don’t understand things. Has Tay Tay entered the discourse again?
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Brilliant piece by @birmo.bsky.social on corporations not paying tax and how the people in charge want you to blame baristas, foreigners and single mums for the fact your hospitals are busted.

He's talking about Australia, but it's true for everyone, everywhere.

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Grand Theft Accounting
I am shocked—shocked, I tell you—to discover in this year’s corporate tax report that Optus paid no tax on $8.2 billion of income.
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Just filled in a BAS form so I'm feeling it
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Lord Rupert’s various shit sheets & Russian propaganda channels did not, it seems, earn enough to bother the scorers at the Tax Office. Which is to say that, unlike you, they earned $1.8 billion last year, but the ATO didn’t even rattle the tin at the Murdoch family, because what would be the point?
Grand Theft Accounting
I am shocked—shocked, I tell you—to discover in this year’s corporate tax report that Optus paid no tax on $8.2 billion of income.
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The way lawyers work in this business I can virtually guarantee you that won’t be happening
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Just re-upped the option contract today.
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Actually, she’s usually beside me but that’s okay cos I got a really good sleep mask.
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Wrote some kickarse chapters today, and ironically, no arses were kicked in the writing of the chapters.
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Jeffries at high school, head being held deep down in the toilet: “We hope and expect that the bullies will soon cease flushing.”
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HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
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It’s pronounced nugget
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Fark. Had to stop reading again and now I’m sitting in my reading chair having a really serious conversation with two of the characters in this book who have done something really really bad. And I’m sitting here like a crazy man telling them off. Ferrante has caused me to lose my mind.
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Reading Elena Ferrante’s The Story of a New Name and I have to keep stopping because OMFG she makes you feel it, and ‘it’ is not always good.
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Your airborne toxic event has been scheduled... "Unless they’re bringing a big sack full o’ Bitcoin stencilled with the word ‘Loot’ in 300pt Comic Sans, most world leaders will tell you that a meeting with Trump isn’t something you approach with ‘hope’."
Your airborne toxic event has been scheduled.
Journalism, according to Dr Hunter S.
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Ah fuck. I forgot to rapture.
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This is why Orin is my favorite
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@birmo.bsky.social Another Book for the BirmoShelf
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Jeebus! That was quick!
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Wrote a good chapter today. Saturday chapters are the best.
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Buffy, Star Trek and World War 3.2. How I came to Zettelkasten:
"That kind of chaos is part of the fun of writing a novel, but it doesn’t scale to a nine-book arc w/ dozens of narrators spread across multiple continents & decades. And keeping a single note on my phone wasn’t working anymore."
A reading from the Book of where did I put that Keith Richards joke?
I made a mistake yesterday, so now you’re gonna pay for it.
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The books been written for nearly TWO YEARS now! The last time I spoke to them they assured me it would be out next year!