Deputinize America
komarovsky.bsky.social
Deputinize America
@komarovsky.bsky.social
Louisvillian by birth, work and attitude. Lawyer by trade. Leftish by choice and experience.

Loves scuba, travel, nature, distilled spirits and word history.

Can be misanthropic at times, because too many people suck.
An absolutely brilliant open letter to the Bloated Orange Mediocrity:

davidrothkopf.substack.com/p/ask-not-fo...
Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls, Mr. President
Trump's mania to erect monuments to himself will soon, quickly (and gloriously) be undone
davidrothkopf.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This would be spectacular.
I decided to write a movie for Jason Statham in which ICE invades the small midwestern town of Tinyville and EX-DELTA FORCE SAS NAVY SEAL SHERIFF MASON MCKILLCHAIN must choose between the law and revenge, but not for long.
My pitch to Jason Statham.
Sorry, couldn't stop myself.
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Snowpocalypse
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 AM
There are 8 shopping carts left and my grocery parking lot is full.
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I noticed that the same people who excuse Trump's massive character flaws and corruption with "....but King David...." as they proclaim him God's Emissary on Earth were quick to excoriate MLK for made-up shit yesterday.
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 PM
He CAN’T executive order us out of NATO without Congress, and somewhere in his lizard brainstem and among his idiot advisors, has an inkling of that. He CAN blow up NATO by ordering an attack that his lickspittle, cowardly, unpurged pathetic generals and admirals will carry out, and will do that.
January 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The Timothy Busfield arrest warrant affidavit is brutal and is indicative of a long pattern.

I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t try to end himself.

deadline.com/wp-content/u...
deadline.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
For those of you of a theological bent, I'd like to point out that "Thou Shalt Not Covet" applies to begrudging the recipients of scaled services and public benefits for receiving them, too.
January 12, 2026 at 10:17 AM
If the French and Germans haven’t been practicing an op based on a constructed mockup of Merde-a-Loco, they’re making a gross error…
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 AM
There are more guns than people in this benighted shithole of a country, a staggering rate of new unemployment claims and large-ish numbers of people with medical issues and nothing left to lose.

At some point, Team Blue will inevitably start putting some scores up on the board.
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Dear Troops:

Those of you who will follow illegal orders and think Colombia, Panama, Cuba and Canada will be cakewalks, I bring you the incomparable Bill Withers.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4_...
Bill Withers - I Can't Write Left-Handed (Live) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BillWithersVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"I done lost muh healthcare, groceries, utilities and fuel cost a third more than they did last January, and I can't afford a new roof even if I could find a roofing crew. At least muh tax munnies are a'payin' oil companies to build out in Venezuela..."

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Trump suggests US taxpayers could reimburse oil firms for Venezuela investment
President says a ‘tremendous amount of money’ will need to be spent repairing country’s infrastructure
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Julian Assange looking more and more like Mister Humphries from “Are You Being Served” with each passing moment.

He looks like he’s about to grope someone’s inseam.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
At the risk of pulling a Jane Fonda, is it morally wrong to root for deaths due to civic violence among occupation forces and resource extraction engineers?
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Men:

Christmas shopping day is finally here! Time to gird your loins and get out to the mall to buy something nice for that special someone in your life!

May as well start your plan of attack now, since it’s early….
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm thinking "It's a Wonderful Life" would be awesome with Vince Vaughn and an ascerbic Sarah Silverman in the lead roles. Owen Wilson would be an awesome Clarence and Old Man Potter could be played by Samuel L Jackson.
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Now that we’re in the holidays, don’t forget to serve your guests the best!

youtu.be/ciR7Fq2tqJ0
Ripple Wine Commercial
YouTube video by Amber Lott
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December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanks to Emperor Julian, we can say Io Saturnalia again…
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I love birds so much. Look at this face.

#birds
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Three deaths will make the world a much better place….
Israeli media have reported that the United States has barred senior European diplomats accredited to the Palestinian Authority from entering a US-run coordination centre linked to President Donald Trump’s plan for Gaza.

Read: www.middleeastmonitor.com/20251212-us-...
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM