Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
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Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
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davecactus.bsky.social
This has been a Work and Werk Production.
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danmentos.com
me: excuse me but is the pilot vaping?
flight attendant: no there’s a fire in the cockpit
me: oh thank god
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byelilo.bsky.social
We need a Care Bear that radiates common sense out of its belly
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artyrae.bsky.social
#cactustober number 7! #inktober #art #digitalart #cute
davecactus.bsky.social
The host of Win, Lose, or Draw?!
An orange construction sign that says WORK CONVOY.
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frovo.bsky.social
vintage record store going out of business, all sales vinyl
davecactus.bsky.social
I'm so sorry, friend. 💚💚💚
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
if you’re charging $40 for your haunted house i better be able to fuck a ghost or at the very least make pottery with one.
davecactus.bsky.social
Movies:
Pretty
Awesome,
Amiright?
davecactus.bsky.social
Top 5 for sure, but "New Kids On The block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick" almost makes up for it, and I still think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer.
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davecactus.bsky.social
[my first day as OB/GYN]
ME: *waving a lollipop* Heeeere, baby baby baby.
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
Godzillow is just a large monster that will help you buy a house
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Steven Tyler arriving in the State of Washington: 🎶 I'm back in Seattle again! I'm baaaack! 🎶
davecactus.bsky.social
[smoke alarm going off in the kitchen]
ME: What's that smell?
LAURENCE FISHBURNE: ˢᵒʳʳʸ
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ianfortey.bsky.social
*taking my growth serum and towering over the local McDonald's*

Ha ha ha! This burger is merely a Mac to me! Ha ha ha!
davecactus.bsky.social
JIMMY FALLON: If you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I’m outta here.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
I put a little tray next to the toilet that reads, "Give a shit Take a shit."
davecactus.bsky.social
Not that good, braggart.
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holacati.bsky.social
It's drug time! The only thing missing is U
A sign that says DRUG, except for the letter U, which is missing. What a dr g
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
be a cactus: stand tall, be strong, and do harm to anyone who tries to touch you without your consent
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holacati.bsky.social
I have five fuzzy dice in my car so I can play fuzzy yahtzee