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2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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At the club, wearing my new cologne: Amazon Basic for men.
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
At the club, wearing my new cologne: Amazon Basic for men.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
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does anyone have a extra canada invite code
July 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
does anyone have a extra canada invite code
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
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[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
wow 2025 just got super cool, sorry you guys are missing it
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
wow 2025 just got super cool, sorry you guys are missing it
crazy that it’s already 2027 in australia
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
crazy that it’s already 2027 in australia
maybe it's the booze talking but- HOLY SHIT THE BOOZE IS TALKING
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
maybe it's the booze talking but- HOLY SHIT THE BOOZE IS TALKING
dollar store ass obelisk
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
dollar store ass obelisk
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can you die of too much news
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
can you die of too much news
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
Due to recent developments, I have made the decision to not perform at the Kennedy Center. Apologies to my numerous and devoted fans
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Due to recent developments, I have made the decision to not perform at the Kennedy Center. Apologies to my numerous and devoted fans
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games
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2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number