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dan mentos
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 2h
Rollie Fingers
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 6h
the only fires I see are in his pants. on account of the lies, darth
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · Apr 20
they should make the whole song out of the part where the drums come in
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 1d
my job is to throw a ball to a guy all day and now everyone’s mad at me for throwing the ball to that guy
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 1d
having something to kick stuff under is a human right
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 1d
hot take: the sleepytime bear is complicit by inaction
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 9
[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Jan 7
This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 2d
professor the next morning: holy shit
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 2d
a trigger warning would have been nice I thought this was real
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 2d
8 hours? wow no need to brag
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 2d
every documentary needs a foil
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 2d
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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 4d
[coworker asks me what my plans are this weekend]

me: am i being detained?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 4d
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road but its about going back to Fark
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d
Everyone is leaving bluesky and going to Fark.com
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:
An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 4d
sure pal enjoy your second-hand light. meanwhile I'll be staring directly at the source
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 5d
every year I procrastinate and end up using the previous year’s costume, and every year I have to explain to more and more people who ken bone was
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 5d
a man in a suit and tie says our long national nightmare is over .
Alt: Gerald Ford: Our long national nightmare is over
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 5d
look at all these fuckin oranges
a field of pumpkins on the ground
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 6d
having my dojo fumigated
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 6d
fox news: the cuke was no angel
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 7d
can you give me a hint
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 7d
no! NO!!
a chyron reads "FORMER ANTIFA MEMBER SPEAKS OUT". the interviewee is grimace
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 7d
Fox News "Former Antifa Member Speaks Out" story with Jerry as "former antifa member"
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