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no way am I getting in one of those death tubes when i can just sit here and sip on a $27 margarita at Chili’s Too
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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meanwhile us three-strappers are still holdin it down at zombocom
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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let's not get carried away
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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this is a good proverb
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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just sent you a referral link for yelling into the abyss
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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not sure when bluesky added audio but this post is playing yakety sax in the background
January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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they made one for pancakes too, and get this, it's international
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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MASTER: who are you talking to

GRASSHOPPER: no one, master
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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hey guys
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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this friday (tomorrow)
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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predictably, “down low too slow” was invented during the reagan administration
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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points!
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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I found it, and it's not looking good…
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · Jan 28
I am imposing a 100% tariff on my wife for importing various knick-knacks, baubles, and doohickeys into our home
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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the answer to your woes is simple: the jerry chen app
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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[god creates chihuahua] yeah I won't need that one back for a while

[god creates great dane] oh wow cool I'll need this one back very soon
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM