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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
· Jan 2
lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
tag yourself i’m the dog
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
tag yourself i’m the dog
how every family zoom call ends on thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
how every family zoom call ends on thanksgiving
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
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the neighborhood crows after i've left banana slices out four days in a row with zero taken
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the neighborhood crows after i've left banana slices out four days in a row with zero taken
please have “quiet, piggy” written on trump’s tombstone
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
please have “quiet, piggy” written on trump’s tombstone
taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
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Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
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holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry
i’m confused as well tbh
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i’m confused as well tbh
i think ordering a salad on a first date is a good way to let him know that you're a lawn mower.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i think ordering a salad on a first date is a good way to let him know that you're a lawn mower.
today i made a mistake at work but it’s fine i’ll only be obsessing about it every night for the next 4 months
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
today i made a mistake at work but it’s fine i’ll only be obsessing about it every night for the next 4 months
i blame nicki minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls for her thanking trump for his amazing leadership at the UN
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i blame nicki minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls for her thanking trump for his amazing leadership at the UN
imo trump should just own the news and take bill clinton to a coldplay concert
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
imo trump should just own the news and take bill clinton to a coldplay concert
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
honestly if 3 ghosts visited me to show me my past, present & future i’d probably just be on my phone the whole time
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
what’s everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
what’s everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
if you don’t want to get murdered, i cannot stress this enough, do not live in a town where stuff like this never happens or have your whole life ahead of you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
if you don’t want to get murdered, i cannot stress this enough, do not live in a town where stuff like this never happens or have your whole life ahead of you.
go away bird is not a name. grow up
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
go away bird is not a name. grow up
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i like when people put a big bow on their baby’s head like they’re a new car someone gets during a december to remember
i know i’ll never be brutally murdered bc my smile does not light up a room
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i know i’ll never be brutally murdered bc my smile does not light up a room