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'dro🐰
@clowndro.bsky.social
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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · Nov 15
[I emerge from my chrysalis]

the fuck
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rebarmcentire.bsky.social
can't sleep, thinking about how weird skin is
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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sidebangsmusic.com
Every day is a battle of the part of me that wants to be social and fun and active in the world and the part of me that wants nothing to do with the kind of society we’ve built
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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ianfortey.bsky.social
*replaces my jorts with corts (corduroy shorts)*

*waits for my girl to be seduced*
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
Idk man someone opened an ornate bottle and here I am
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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uffdada.bsky.social
I’ll just say it; florists are kinda murderers.
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
if marketplace doesn't have it you don't need it
A FB MKTP ad for a $20 sofa cum bed. Yeah, I don't know either
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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midgie.bsky.social
greetings from le bebe
pan cat is looking up at the camera with wide eyes. he’s a cute small person
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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warmyellowlight.bsky.social
I'm gonna play on the computer past my bedtime
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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shrekromancer.gay
go on then, off you fuck
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
clowndro.bsky.social
Calling eBay "the eeb" in a misguided attempt to feel the tiniest bit of whimsy
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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doktormod.bsky.social
ADHD hack: to avoid task paralysis, try making a daily list of things to do, assigning a time estimate for each to reduce overwhelm
Screenshot of a Google task apps list entitled "day planner" that includes such mundane tasks with corresponding time estimates, such as walking the dogs (30 minutes), or making turkey burgers (5 minutes). The end of this list has the tasks "silently scream at your lack of dopamine (90 minutes) and a long series of curse words (4 hours).
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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cheygoulet.bsky.social
I always got mad when someone had the same name as me when I was little. I used to think they stole it from me.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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clowndro.bsky.social
Strictly speaking, you don't need to be in prison to make toilet wine
November 7, 2023 at 7:55 PM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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rebarmcentire.bsky.social
this double espresso is either gonna save me or put me on the toilet but either way it's gonna keep me awake
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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warmyellowlight.bsky.social
ok repeat after me:
I will not play on the computer past my bedtime
I will not play on the computer past my bedtime
I will not play on the computer past my bedtime
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Today's tshirt
I got narcanned at Applebee's
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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joles.bsky.social
AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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tchotch.bsky.social
I don't like how Deniro dies at the end of Heat(1995). Oh shit spoilers sorry
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
clowndro.bsky.social
Is poison hydrating
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
clowndro.bsky.social
I'll start coming to the office again when corporate acknowledges that snuggies are business casual
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM