'dro🐰
@clowndro.bsky.social
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
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'dro🐰
@clowndro.bsky.social
· Sep 14
Counterpoint: no
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Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
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“I have a name, you know. It’s Roscoe. My name is Roscoe.”—Pavlov’s dog
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“I have a name, you know. It’s Roscoe. My name is Roscoe.”—Pavlov’s dog
My body feels like a condom filled with warm taffy
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My body feels like a condom filled with warm taffy
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I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
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Bro it’s a goddamn miracle we survived 2025 (I mean, there is still time) so in 2026 it should be FUCK IT, WE BALL.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bro it’s a goddamn miracle we survived 2025 (I mean, there is still time) so in 2026 it should be FUCK IT, WE BALL.
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hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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We are just 4 days away from the most exciting time of the year. That's right: Grinch porn season.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We are just 4 days away from the most exciting time of the year. That's right: Grinch porn season.
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Men of Bluesky Calendar
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The day before my annual visit to the mall I finally understand what it means when literary characters "gird their loins"
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The day before my annual visit to the mall I finally understand what it means when literary characters "gird their loins"
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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a recent local development that is contributing to my origin story is that there has been a cybertruck parked at one of my neighbor's houses for the last three days
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a recent local development that is contributing to my origin story is that there has been a cybertruck parked at one of my neighbor's houses for the last three days
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goatee should be spelled goatęę
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
goatee should be spelled goatęę
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
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I've deleted my post about how I talk about my book Vs how my publishers talk about it because
a) people thought that was a genuine blurb, FFS
b) people told me to stop whining about having a publisher
c) people told me to get better at promo
I have no idea why my post got people so mad
a) people thought that was a genuine blurb, FFS
b) people told me to stop whining about having a publisher
c) people told me to get better at promo
I have no idea why my post got people so mad
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I've deleted my post about how I talk about my book Vs how my publishers talk about it because
a) people thought that was a genuine blurb, FFS
b) people told me to stop whining about having a publisher
c) people told me to get better at promo
I have no idea why my post got people so mad
a) people thought that was a genuine blurb, FFS
b) people told me to stop whining about having a publisher
c) people told me to get better at promo
I have no idea why my post got people so mad
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Me, cleaning the house
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me, cleaning the house