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'dro🐰

@clowndro.bsky.social

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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · Jun 3

How tf is it now right now

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 3h

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1h

Tfw you cook a sausage patty and you start eating it and it's kind raw in the middle and you think, "Meh, I've had a good life" and eat it anyway.

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Dr. Jarret Ruminski @thedevilhistory.bsky.social · 5h

The life goal of every mediocre man is to dominate more competent people.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 10h

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 6h

horror movie posters but with muppets: thread

Oscar the Grouch in the movie poster for Alien.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2h

“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 8h

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I've exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 7h

I'm a man of many hats and by that I mean I have a lot of hats

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11h

me: let’s not over complicate this

my brain: alright well i'm out then

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11h

Listen up mf'ing Google, when I type "Engelbert" there's only one goddamn person I want showing up and that's Humperdinck! Mf'ers tried to give me Engelbert Strauss.

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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 12h

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 13h

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

A still shot from the TV series Get Smart: Maxwell Smart holding up two fingers to the Chief, "Missed it by that much"

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h

Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15h

Officially taken “living the dream” out of my vernacular

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 1d

Dislocated both shoulders trying to put on a zip up hoodie

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

I made a romantic note for my wife.

Square of paper with a face drawn on it and the words I HATE EVERYTHING (space) BUT YOU. Fountain pen on paper.

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 1d

I assume this also applies to the wedding reception shot glasses?

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Love listening to a whimsical "magic bookstore in the woods" playlist while I increase value for shareholders

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 1d

I see you over there looking at your Apple Watch like a Power Ranger.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu

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YayForThat @yayforthat.bsky.social · 2d

#hARToween25
Day 6: Dark Water

Small watercolor painting depicting a gloomy seascape at night. A small sailboat lies on the water in the light of the full moon. The sea is calm. But in the deep, dark black-green water beneath the boat, a black kraken tentacle with white suction cups writhes.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

I'm right where I'm supposed to be
(not knowing the rest of the Reba theme song)

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