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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 1d

Diet Coke tastes like a headache.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1h

These are my sons, Beremundo and Chorche.

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 5h

I'm a man of many hats and by that I mean I have a lot of hats

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 3h

If your bar serves those giant beers in a glass cowboy boot, I'm leaving. I hate gimmicks. I mean, I'll drink the beer first, but then I'm out.

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2d

Most girls went after the quarterback, while the mascot was right there with a sense of humor and pot.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3h

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 8h

The well has been chlorinated. I have a hotel room in Michigan. The crow flies at midnight. The curderburger is back at Culver's.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 8h

Listen up mf'ing Google, when I type "Engelbert" there's only one goddamn person I want showing up and that's Humperdinck! Mf'ers tried to give me Engelbert Strauss.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 8h

Hump Day

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10h

It's Wednesday and you know what that means, right?

Could you tell me?

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 10h

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

A still shot from the TV series Get Smart: Maxwell Smart holding up two fingers to the Chief, "Missed it by that much"

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Sep 5

unearthing an ancient tome of deep knowledge and crying about how woke it is

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h

When Charlie Brown sulked for 40 years upon receiving only rocks in his pillowcase, I felt that

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 11h

Always the Chen Kenichi, never the Rokusaburo Michiba.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2d

I'm happy to be alive but it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 1d

On top of everything else, all the Halloween baking shows were probably filmed in springtime

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is crying while leaning against a wall .

Alt: That's actually me, right after getting out of the pool at water aerobics.

media.tenor.com

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Still plenty of time to ruin Christmas

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

I'm too old for another platform. If everyone leaves I'll just stay here and rage bait the resisters.

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 5d

Sometimes I think to myself, "How stupid can you be, Scott?", and I have to admit that even at 67, the answer to that hasn't been fully explored.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud

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shushy @rachel2manypaws.bsky.social · 1d

life is a cunt but hey we have hockey tonight

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1d

Moment of silence for the chunk of knuckle I just lost in the great kitchen cleaning wars.

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