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Venusthighgap

@venusthighgap.bsky.social

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Atheist bipolar type 1 diabetic-Vote Blue!! Don’t DM me,I’ll DM you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmlxtrayyurh4ze75vkpzgnw/feed/aaahkdw2m2y7m

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · Nov 18

I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 12h

People who tip bad suck in bed.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 14h

I’m a server

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 14h

People that order well done steaks are horrible people.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 6d

Can't... working on my slutty etsy witch costume

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

buy one get one free coffins call that a dead giveaway

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 1d

Cropped jeans are for cunts.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 1d

Team Dick York

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 1d

I bet you nag for a blunt.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 1d

Diet Coke tastes like a headache.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Lots of electrolytes in jizz, baby, take my word for it.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 16d

Tip 20 percent or stay the fuck home. My pay check is $0.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 17d

Everyone on Reddit called me an asshole. I’m so excited.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 19d

If I’ve ever eaten wings or noodles in front of you, I trust you with my fucking life.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 20d

When I see the people I may know on Facebook, my self esteem drops to the floor.

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 21d

Charlie Kirk was a hateful man who was funded by right-wing billionaire snowflakes who are terrified of people of color, women, immigrants, and LGBTQ+ people, whom they know can run circles around them and expose their mediocrity.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 21d

My stuff would make you flip.

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 21d

My MAGA uncle fell for an AI Jennifer Aniston scam and lost 1200 bucks and had his water turned off and I think that's beautiful

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 21d

Jimmy Kimmel told the truth. He was pulled off the air for telling the fucking truth...about Donald Trump.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21d

I'd like public transportation more if it didn't transport so much of the public.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 23d

That’s hot

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 23d

Thanks for the hope

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 23d

During a manic episode, I cursed out the Mormon missionaries in a bra and a thong. Yikes.

Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 23d

I have a Facebook solely to make fun of the people I work with. I work at a truck stop. I love life.