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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · Aug 24

It belongs in a museum

24 carat gold la bew bew on a pedestal in a cave

Indiana Jones looking at the 24 carat gold la bew bew

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

c'mon all the cool texans are doing it

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

Like not knowing to post your whole legal name, date of birth, address, blood type, height, weight, DL number, shit you wanna give us your SSN while you're at it?

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

Among other things Wyatt

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

I was being sarcastic Wyatt. It was incredibly stupid Wyatt.

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

good job Wyatt

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

cuz he was under 21 when it was issued

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h

youtubers really do be out here naming themselves shit like RetroSpoonGuy

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h

Attached: Live footage of Hasan's dog

"Look! A Shooting Star! Coco, you're Changing!"

YouTube video by PSI_FeelingOkay

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 14h

I DO hook Jimmy up to 9 volt batteries on occasion but that's because he likes it

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 14h

I say mean shit to my cats all the time. Would mean something if they had any ability to understand it

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 14h

Have you considered editing your photo into a Frankenstein, or perhaps even a Frankenstein's monster?

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15h

Wow rude

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 17h

Does it have to be mine?

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 18h

Well not after the boiling hot water to the head

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 18h

It's okay, it'll pop back out if I pour hot water on him

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 19h

"we got the orders sir. Yes sir. Their livers sir."

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

oh no... his head caved in... it was hollow

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

Stinkbug for sure

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

So that's where my little weed nugget went

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 2d

My black cat Jiji bundled up so only her head is sticking out

the scene in the godfather where he finds a horse head in his bed

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

Boosegumps

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 2d

"This isn't finely woven at all. This is crudely woven at best" shouts the genie

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 3d

I'm gonna get so many kids hooked on Yu-Gi-Oh with this shit

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · Apr 15

Bernice is allergic to life itself

A comic I made about Bernice begging to go on the balcony and I - LIKE A DUMBASS - let her but then she eats something weird and her eyes swell up like buttholes. It's awful.

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