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A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures! 🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · Nov 28

A bluesky intro I drew

Hi Bluesky! My name is Carl and I've been here since the beginning of time!

Picture of me on a sidewalk holding alien brochures and yelling "It's a public sidewalk! go ahead and call the rcmp!"

I'm the woman you see yelling about ufos outside of the dollar store

I'm also wearing a powerful jackoff amulet

Next is a picture of my three cats, william, bernice, and randall

My toque is a cia informant

I am runing on the beach with a saxophone tooting at a kildeer or whatever they're called and a crab

I like smooth jazz and long walks on the beach

Just kidding! (about which part though)

SOme people say that I'm annoying and never shut the hell up

me in a ufo "and they're right lol"

I have exophoria

I am not musical

picture of dead pigeon

I once saw a dead pigeon in the gutter that had a piece of corn where its head shouldabeen & I think about it a lot

His name was corn-head

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 10h

HELL YEAH!!

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

Who is my favourite character? I have given it a lot of thought and decided it's the lower case "e" because he looks like a little mischievous smiling guy.

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 19h

Much to the chagrin of metaphysical experts toilets do create small but notable vortexes when installed

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 13h

Placing them on the windowsill to dry so we can open them up as a group activity later

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 13h

Lmao 💯

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 13h

I got so confused when I read this because my brain immediately went to MENSTRUATION

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 13h

Getting hit and dragged 30 meters by the Vengabus

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 14h

(his name is Baby Peanut)

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 14h

OH SHIT WHAT'S UP BABY PEANUT

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 14h

SNEEZE ON ME!!!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 14h

Playing "Disney princess" in my yard with the chickadees and trying to get some tiny bird diseases to keep me busy this autumn

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 15h

💅💅💅

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 15h

I always feel kinda bad snagging stuff off the FFXIV market board for ridiculously cheap but A CORGI WAS 265 THOUSAND GIL AND NOW IT LIVES WITH ME FOREVER!1

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 2d

Uhh hello new influx of followers my name is Carl and I like UFOs, rocks, conspiracy theories, and also my current obsession of slowly training squirrels to become my personal sleeper cell agents. Sometimes I draw too!