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we printed him a little hat
i sometimes want things i can’t have because they’re impossible
eg i wish i could watch a play with a specific cast that was running ten years ago and wasn’t recorded
and i get fixated on them and it’s a trouble to my mind
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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If you correctly guess what the weathers going to be like too many days in a row coworkers will flag you to HR as ‘possible weather witch’
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
my farmer neighbours were moving their cows around today and a big herd of them came mooing and trotting past the end of my drive,
gently chased by the farmer on a quad bike
incessant beeping seems to help with the cow steering.
he’d snuck a few highland cows in the mix for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i’ve ordered some blue + grey dye to counter the poisonous greenness of the last lot
presumably the curtain will then turn a miserable slate blue instead of sage green
and this phase of my life will never end
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Starting an account called the “phantom saver” that just saves posts that would be awkward for someone to save
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
oh lord it’s so extremely green
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
he’s concerned
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ambitious curtain dying results so far:
green hands
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i’m doing it pray for me
i’m going to try and dye a big heavy door curtain thing
i’ve never dyed anything this huge before and i don’t like reading instructions much so it’s doomed as a project
but regardless
i intend to stride forwards into disaster
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Sarah Gillespie, Black Rabbit
Mezzotint Engraving
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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thank you for giving me a reason to repost one of my most bewildering dream notes
March 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
people need to try not to believe foolish things if possible please
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
who wants to come and clean the ancient caravan sitting in my drive.
i bought it off my also ancient dad because i wanted to be nice to him but now i have it and i cba cleaning it and it’s gone all green
please come and clean it i’ll give you a wee sweetie
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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"ooh lovely boy,
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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That middle-aged urge to flee, so common
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Night sky report
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
how hot should rooms be
i have no idea because i’m usually too cold
please reply in celsius which is the real way to measure hot rooms ty
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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let’s all dance in the living room about it
September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
post a movie from where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
spicy fermented bean curd
get some
eat some
go go go
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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gargle
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
raarr
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM