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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · Mar 31
thank you for giving me a reason to repost one of my most bewildering dream notes
Notes June 17, 2021 at 9:14 PM The Secret Amount of Hamsters that Pharmacists Don't Want You To Know!!!!!!!! no pharmacist can tell you the name of the amount that is equivalent to two hamsters. The smallest number of hamsters they can tell you about is five, and that is called a blockade
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marzipanlord.bsky.social
charles dickens expounds upon the sandwich
Between the pieces, we almost all of us went out and refreshed. Many of us went the length of drinking beer at the bar of the neighbouring public-house, some of us drank spirits, crowds of us had sandwiches and ginger-beer at the refreshment-bars established for us in the Theatre. The sandwich-as substantial as was consistent with portability, and as cheap as possible —we hailed as one of our greatest institutions. It forced its way among us at all stages of the entertainment, and we were always delighted to see it; its adaptability to the varying moods of our nature was surprising; we could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich; Virtue never looked so beautiful or Vice so deformed as when we paused, sandwich in hand, to consider what would come of that resolution of Wickedness in boots, to sever Innocence in flowered chintz from Honest Industry in striped stockings. When the curtain fell for the night, we still fell back upon sandwich, to help us through the rain and mire, and home to bed.
July 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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marzipanlord.bsky.social
ever dream this man meme with a picture of Ernie sticking his tongue out in place of the usual man. text reads: EVER DREAM THIS MAN? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams too, or if you have any information that can help us identify him, please contact us. www.thisman.org
August 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
marzipanlord.bsky.social
not to get to personal but if any of u know someone who's looking for a room in brooklyn and would be willing to live in a 5th floor walkup lmk
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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lalalychee.bsky.social
there is no greater honor than to be kissed by a little bunny
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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midgie.bsky.social
we must adore him
blurry photo of fenris with his tongue sticking out close up of fenris with his tongue out still
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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midgie.bsky.social
it frolics
koru is lying on his back in the snow with all of his feet in the air because he loves the snow best of all things. he looks filthy and brown in comparison. most of that is mud more joyous snow writhing. one of koru’s paws is sticking straight up in the air
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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snakeroot.bsky.social
*NOTIFICATION* A repulsive beast wants your attention
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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strongmisgiving.bsky.social
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
marzipanlord.bsky.social
does anyone know if im allowed to take a nap at work
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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bugmom.bsky.social
nobody hacks into the mainframe anymore
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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idlerat.bsky.social
noodle of the week
packet of fresh chinese noodles marked “wife’s noodles”
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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abomination.computer
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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itsmeio.bsky.social
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Help me rent a safe shelter.
itsmeio.bsky.social Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · 8d
The wind howls like a hungry beast, tearing our tent apart. Rain pounds relentlessly, seeping through every crack, freezing us to the bone. Water rises around us, swallowing our feet, our knees… our hope.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
marzipanlord.bsky.social
in Italy they call her Firenze e la macchina
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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abomination.computer
i have a black belt in going out for a lovely dinner
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
Almost done adding enough ferns and nutrient rich soil to the shower to imitate a rainforest environment
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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daniel.observer
getting in to Moss Season!
Macro photo of a colony of moss growing on a large downed log. The moss is bright green, with many small stalks of blunt-tipped leaves
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
marzipanlord.bsky.social
um. helo
Ernie displaying his belly floof on the divan
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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muffinlab.bsky.social
retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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midgie.bsky.social
the handsome scraggler
ancient, wise all powerful and scrungly fenris with a tiny little pokey out tongue
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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jocelynanderson.bsky.social
A Tufted Titmouse watching the snowy sky.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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jobcreator.bsky.social
Men’s Garlic
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
marzipanlord.bsky.social
wernie
blurry image of ernie in my lap nuzzling my hand with his head. His tongue is out blurry closeup of ernie side-eyeing the camera with his tongue out
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM