Patrick Ziselberger
@ziselberger.com
Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
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I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
Jade Empire. I love the weird, interesting cousin of Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Jade Empire. I love the weird, interesting cousin of Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.
Monogamy?! In *THIS* economy?!
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Monogamy?! In *THIS* economy?!
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Anyway they can erase us, they will
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anyway they can erase us, they will
Sixty(!) years ago today, Officer Obie arrested a couple of guys for litterin'... and causin' a disturbance.
www.boston.com/news/environ...
www.boston.com/news/environ...
It's been 60 years since Arlo Guthrie was arrested in Massaschusetts. You may have heard the story.
Arlo Guthrie was arrested in Massachusetts 60 years ago and his tale became the unnofficial song of Thanksgiving.
www.boston.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sixty(!) years ago today, Officer Obie arrested a couple of guys for litterin'... and causin' a disturbance.
www.boston.com/news/environ...
www.boston.com/news/environ...
Chili rubbed pork roast smoked over hickory wood
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Chili rubbed pork roast smoked over hickory wood
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
There's no back in my Dragula.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There's no back in my Dragula.
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
This is a good list. My hot take is that "The Empire Strikes Back" is an excellent movie that ruined Star Wars.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is a good list. My hot take is that "The Empire Strikes Back" is an excellent movie that ruined Star Wars.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
Men are in trouble: Maybe coal mining is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Men are in trouble: Maybe coal mining is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
Here come dat boi!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here come dat boi!!
Happy Max Headroom signal intrusion day!
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy Max Headroom signal intrusion day!
Happy Wolfenoot to all who celebrate!
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Wolfenoot to all who celebrate!
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On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
Sage, bacon, and squash tart with goat cheese and caramelized onion.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sage, bacon, and squash tart with goat cheese and caramelized onion.
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Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
I never thought poetry would be a successful weapon against AI.
Poetic licence to kill.
Poetic licence to kill.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I never thought poetry would be a successful weapon against AI.
Poetic licence to kill.
Poetic licence to kill.
The Democratic Party machine is tone-deaf and loathsome
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Democratic Party machine is tone-deaf and loathsome
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Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:
October 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:
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Change one letter and ruin a candy:
Feese's Peanut Butter Cups
Feese's Peanut Butter Cups
change one letter and ruin a candy
Moulds
Moulds
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy:
Feese's Peanut Butter Cups
Feese's Peanut Butter Cups