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Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.
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So uh, I was kinda hoping for a topless pit of despair.
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
So uh, I was kinda hoping for a topless pit of despair.
If you haven't had to fake your own death at least once, what are you doing with your life really?
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If you haven't had to fake your own death at least once, what are you doing with your life really?
Writing a kids movie about a crab, an echidna, a snake, and a shark that start a hip hop group. The group is called the Two Wang Clan because all of those animals have two penises.
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Writing a kids movie about a crab, an echidna, a snake, and a shark that start a hip hop group. The group is called the Two Wang Clan because all of those animals have two penises.
a remake of Weekend at Bernie's but they're on meth and it's very realistic about how it would actually go down.
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
a remake of Weekend at Bernie's but they're on meth and it's very realistic about how it would actually go down.
Turns out that not only are we living in a simulation, but it's a store-brand simulation.
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Turns out that not only are we living in a simulation, but it's a store-brand simulation.
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The empty crowding in.
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
The empty crowding in.
Saw that "US-Canada Trade" was trending and my first thought was that I hoped whoever was getting the US got a bunch of picks too.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Saw that "US-Canada Trade" was trending and my first thought was that I hoped whoever was getting the US got a bunch of picks too.
Good night from Waffuuules
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Good night from Waffuuules
One day they'll name a type of sleep after me.
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
One day they'll name a type of sleep after me.
Is there some special significance to the number 1009 as relates to cats? Just wondering why they named this cat food "Meow MIX".
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Is there some special significance to the number 1009 as relates to cats? Just wondering why they named this cat food "Meow MIX".
Good morning from Waffuuules
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Good morning from Waffuuules
My innovative new therapy combines CBT with the *other* CBT.
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
My innovative new therapy combines CBT with the *other* CBT.
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In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
This is what we get for removing that flash drive before the computer said it was safe to do so.
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This is what we get for removing that flash drive before the computer said it was safe to do so.
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Feeling overwhelmed by life? Try Effitol.
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Feeling overwhelmed by life? Try Effitol.
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getting a Jaws poster and doing a chum tribute
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
getting a Jaws poster and doing a chum tribute
I hope you're expecting a call cuz this croco is dialin!
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I hope you're expecting a call cuz this croco is dialin!
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If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
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disturbingly plausible
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
disturbingly plausible
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angry cave man holding a large club
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 AM
angry cave man holding a large club
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we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
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I sometimes despair that the camera can never really capture just how amazing the natural world can be. But sometimes, just sometimes, the winter light hits those reeds and all those reflections pop... #birds #birdphotography #birding #photooftheday #photography #NatureIsAmazing
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I sometimes despair that the camera can never really capture just how amazing the natural world can be. But sometimes, just sometimes, the winter light hits those reeds and all those reflections pop... #birds #birdphotography #birding #photooftheday #photography #NatureIsAmazing