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Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · Jul 16

Prof Wafflington contemplates Proust

Cat with his arm resting on a beam looking thoughtful

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 6h

The couple in the apartment next to my air bnb has fought and then had loud sex four times between 3am and 9am. I'm too impressed to be annoyed.

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 6h

I miss this guy. I'll be back soon, Waffy. #caturday

Face of sleepy cat resting his cheek on his foot.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23h

All we need is Earth Bud and Water Bud and the prophecy will come true

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 1d

Three little kittens have lost their mittens
And do not know where to find them
One mitten to rule them all
And in the darkness bind them

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 1d

It's fine if your washing machine starts filling up with blood instead of water, right?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

When is addiction to outrage being added to the dsm

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever anyone questions one of the the scientific facts I'm always making up, I tell them I heard it on a TED talk by Glalcolm Madwell.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 2d

The Supreme Court is like a mullet -- their business is affront and their party is in our rears.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 2d

A framed picture of a seascape of some sort with the words "the end"over it. The glass covering the picture is broken and the lighting is a strange green.

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 2d

I'm in a train station right now

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

You know what it is, the mind yearning to commune with the night and knowing not to say day things like talking to ambience solves nothing let's fuck up afternoons

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 2d

You can't spell pharmaceutical without UTI.

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 2d

Bubble bubble, toilet trouble

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 3d

Not all ghosts were once alive

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 3d

Something about bringing the wrong type of weapon to the wrong type of fight.

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 4d

Your regular reminder that it takes only a small erasure to turn "Oat Milk" into "Cat Milk".

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 4d

Did you know that computers have an Xtra Dark Mode that you can activate by pressing the button with a circle with a line in it?

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 4d

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 4d

TJ Maxx is TK Maxx in the UK??? This is some Mandela Effect sh*t.

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 4d

Surprised we're not up to like 12-layer burritos by now.

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ceej @ceej.online · 4d

spent all morning picking ghoulies out of my dreamcatcher again

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VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 5d

Frog and Toad Get Loaded

"Is this rum 150 proof?" asked Frog.
"Yes," replied Toad, "Let's drink it straight."

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 6d

You can't spell "basement" without "semen"

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 7d

You had the power to fuck off all along

VeX @vexdigest.bsky.social · 8d

Two years ago I was hooked on a feeling. I was high on believing almost every single day. Now I'm 100% feeling-free and I can't even imagine believing in anything at all.

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