VeX
@vexdigest.bsky.social
Excerpts from the unwritten works. And cats.
Pinned
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
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i'm being pursued for my bold smoky flavor
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i'm being pursued for my bold smoky flavor
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Posting "drunk driving is so much more fun than the regular kind" and walking away from my phone for 3 days
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Posting "drunk driving is so much more fun than the regular kind" and walking away from my phone for 3 days
I don't really worry about porch pirates because the only thing I ever order online is spiders.
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't really worry about porch pirates because the only thing I ever order online is spiders.
You can't be fully punk rock if you have all your teeth.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You can't be fully punk rock if you have all your teeth.
Paint me like one of your French girls
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Paint me like one of your French girls
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why, the real Christmas gift all along was the icy hand of death itself
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
why, the real Christmas gift all along was the icy hand of death itself
Do people still call marijuana "pot"? Can't remember the last time I heard it used.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Do people still call marijuana "pot"? Can't remember the last time I heard it used.
Finally! Outlook for Dipshits. The mail client we've all been waiting for.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Finally! Outlook for Dipshits. The mail client we've all been waiting for.
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I'm excited for the second release on @bargecamp.bsky.social, Crom Cruaunch by @logotrope.xyz! Some warm, introspective synths+beats that frankly couldn't come at a more ideal time, as the air chills outside 🔥
new on bargecamp:
Crom Cruaunch by @logotrope.xyz !
Take your mind on a journey through seven instrumental tracks. Chart your progress as you cut through the fog and mist. Traverse the wilds/bramble/fields and through the woods before you finally reach the river
www.bargecamp.com/logotrope-cr...
Crom Cruaunch by @logotrope.xyz !
Take your mind on a journey through seven instrumental tracks. Chart your progress as you cut through the fog and mist. Traverse the wilds/bramble/fields and through the woods before you finally reach the river
www.bargecamp.com/logotrope-cr...
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm excited for the second release on @bargecamp.bsky.social, Crom Cruaunch by @logotrope.xyz! Some warm, introspective synths+beats that frankly couldn't come at a more ideal time, as the air chills outside 🔥
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
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You ever get the sense that the other Great Lakes are sick of dealing with Lake Superior's shit?
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You ever get the sense that the other Great Lakes are sick of dealing with Lake Superior's shit?
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Did you know that until 1941, there was a thanksgiving tradition where everyone would playfully bite the oldest person in attendance
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Did you know that until 1941, there was a thanksgiving tradition where everyone would playfully bite the oldest person in attendance
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Today is the first day of the rest of whatever holding pattern I am in.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today is the first day of the rest of whatever holding pattern I am in.
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The little noises you're hearing in your room at night are merely the quiet struggles of the twig-men from which this house is built. Rest easy, child, for they are securely nailed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The little noises you're hearing in your room at night are merely the quiet struggles of the twig-men from which this house is built. Rest easy, child, for they are securely nailed.
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The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
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[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.
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When a clock ticks? You’re hearing math, my friend. And possibly space. I don’t know anything! Have a good day
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When a clock ticks? You’re hearing math, my friend. And possibly space. I don’t know anything! Have a good day
Do people still call each other "homeslice"?
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Do people still call each other "homeslice"?
Being haunted is a form of incorporeal punishment.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Being haunted is a form of incorporeal punishment.
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As an empty husk I always enjoy seeing where I’ll end up whenever there’s a blustery wind
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
As an empty husk I always enjoy seeing where I’ll end up whenever there’s a blustery wind
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Someone should try making an entire thanksgiving dinner with Baja blast in each dish.
Turkey brined with it, baby onions boiled in it, gravy contains it, etc. just 100% overkill abomination.
Turkey brined with it, baby onions boiled in it, gravy contains it, etc. just 100% overkill abomination.
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Someone should try making an entire thanksgiving dinner with Baja blast in each dish.
Turkey brined with it, baby onions boiled in it, gravy contains it, etc. just 100% overkill abomination.
Turkey brined with it, baby onions boiled in it, gravy contains it, etc. just 100% overkill abomination.
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we live in a world ruled by invisible power worms
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
we live in a world ruled by invisible power worms
There once was a man from Decatur
A known public masturbulator
He was arrested for jerkin
Before the first curtain
At the local pornographic the-atre
A known public masturbulator
He was arrested for jerkin
Before the first curtain
At the local pornographic the-atre
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There once was a man from Decatur
A known public masturbulator
He was arrested for jerkin
Before the first curtain
At the local pornographic the-atre
A known public masturbulator
He was arrested for jerkin
Before the first curtain
At the local pornographic the-atre