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Do not say to me on this website "Haha! So true!" or "That's a follow" or "erm did you mean...?" This is Twitter Level 2 bitch. Step up your reply game or be broken on the wheel
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Disband the republican party, they all go to Woke 2 reeducation camps
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Much like the quip about how having a billion dollars is like getting kicked in the head every day, wielding power has a morally corrosive effect like a scheming vizier whispering poison in your ear 24/7
power poisons people. i think some of them have an inherent sickness, but being given that level of power is like poison to the soul. no one should ever have that much power, it’s never ever good
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Authorize Task Baby?

No Yes

Permit Task Baby to crawl around files?

No Yes

Equip Task Baby with “Blues Brothers” sunglasses?

No Yes

Task Baby has initiated Cleansing Light

Task Baby has sent Motivational Newsletter

Task Baby has launched Christian Dropship Trucker Hat Enterprise
November 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Really shouldn't be shocking to see guys with Latino heritage turning to hard-right and fascist ideologies. Like what kind of a last name do you think Nick Fuentes has. Did everyone forget about Enrique Tarrio. It's as simple as identifying with the conquistas rather than the indigenous
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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worth scanning the whole 50-page document here, but even this topline is stunning. imagine if, say, the fbi had a crime rate like this.
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
That's why the demand must be abolish the entirety of DHS
Note: CBP, not ICE.

(Not that ICE is any angel, but it's important to keep these straight. Yes, abolish ICE, but let's not forget that CBP is a problem too.)
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
They've had a finely drilled Presidential Shart Protocol since at least the Reagan years
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez should never know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives btw
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I do miss when we had funny low-stakes conspiracy theories like "Stevie Wonder isn't really blind" instead of the one that wound up being true where every influential person in the country was emailing the same rich pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Oh fuck yeah
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
9yo now doing an extended and rather devastating bit about his new superhero "Dad-Man" - "As flexible as a concrete block! As strong as a chair! Watch him leap several inches in the air!"
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Remember, fellas: the misery you experience now is but a fraction of the misery yet coming to you
some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed:

“The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
I visited hotels all over Minneapolis, went into back rooms & talked to the staff.

They're afraid.

One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”

@notus.com:

www.notus.org/immigration/...
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Nothing has changed and these masked, armed federal paramilitaries are just as aggressive and lawless as ever.
This morning, federal agents staged at the Powderhorn Park Recreation Center lot and began to throw chemical irritants at observers. They also kidnapped an observer. Our parks are meant for our children, youth, and neighbors. They should never be militarized zones meant to separate families. 1/
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Liam and his dad are finally free and on their way back home to Minnesota.

They never should have been kidnapped in the first place.

abcnews.go.com/amp/US/5-yea...
5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, father board plane for Minneapolis after detention center release
A federal judge on Saturday ordered that the pair be released.
abcnews.go.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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I like that every Epstein file is like

“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together

-Sent From My IPhone”
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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A good reminder for everyone, but especially lawyers, journalists, therapists, and anyone else with files or messages they'd rather not have police/feds/ICE read: Turn off facial and fingerprint recognition, and use a passcode instead.
New court record from the FBI details the state of the devices seized from Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson: phone was on w/Lockdown Mode; personal laptop was off; work laptop was on w/Touch ID; several Signal chats used disappearing messages. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Gotta love it when your elderly disabled dad drops some Mental Health on you while helping get his coat on
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
You did not, in fact, gotta say something
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM