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Here is a cat.
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
mission failed
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
dunno if it's the same one or one that was similar but, it had a happy ending IIRC. where the entire block then befriended the crows, and the crows alerted the rest of the neighbors when a guy had a heart attack in their driveway or something
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
there was a TIFU at one point of a woman who made friends with the crows around her house and they all went wild on a neighbor when he yelled at her

thats a life goal
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to 'em
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
james oโ€™keefe committing to the bit of just being a chaos goblin regardless of who is in power
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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*flipping chair backwards like a cool youth pastor*

you kids ever hear of anarchism?
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
it feels like we're in the late seasons of GoT where the writers threw away entire plot lines because fan theories were too accurate, and they'd rather have an incoherent mess that nobody could predict than a logical conclusion to a story.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
current thoughts we are legally allowed to speak:
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
dude had it all wrong. what you need to do is slam your body *down* right at the moment of impact and trigger the HP underflow glitch
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"focus on affordability" is going to the the title of a book someday

it's not going to be flattering
NEW: Kristi Noem is facing by far the most credible impeachment effort of Trump's 2nd term. Some House Dems are fuming.

"Noem is just soup du jour," one told @axios.com. "It's all performative bullsh*t."

Centrists say they want to focus on affordability. www.axios.com/2026/01/14/k...
"Performative bullsh*t": Some Democrats fume as Kristi Noem impeachment gains steam
"There's a frustration with all these impeachments," said one House Democrat. "Noem is just soup du jour."
www.axios.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
deeply unserious website
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
we all go together, etc etc
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
we're all going to fucking die lol
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
fire ze missiles
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
really wish you could add a suspended account to a mod list instead of needing to wait around
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
so true bestie
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
it's really nice to see how beloved he became in SF. made missing him easier to know he was cared for elsewhere
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
the kid is a diehard jays fan so, that does leak through... especially last october
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
their need to build trolley problems out of thin air should be studied in a lab
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
that's so real. kid overheard conversation about healthcare costs going up and after thinking about how to frame it, blunt honest was the easiest answer and "well, they're a business. so their goal is to make money off sick people, not make people better" is what came out
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
gently folding the bits reality in that they need (rehearsing what to do/say to cops, etc) while keeping them isolated from just how bad things are is just a constant pit in the bottom of the soul
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
numbers mean nothing. we miss our large adult son
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
believe in yourself!
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM