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Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate

Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.

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Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition

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have always called them "the fuck do I care?" allies

as in "the fuck do I care how he/she lives their life. it doesn't affect me at all, and we're all just trying to get through our fucking day. so back the fuck off"
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
licking the doorknob of empathy
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
if you have never encountered these dudes in the wild, they are some of god's strongest soldiers.

just generally ignorant to the nuances of a situation but can easily tell who is the asshole in a situation and live their life willing to throw down
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
we empathize with you on this (toxically)
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
sounds like you've got a case of toxic empathy for your own mental health
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
the man is the Usain Bolt of disappointments

generational talent with no bars left to cross aside from breaking his own records
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
mission failed
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
dunno if it's the same one or one that was similar but, it had a happy ending IIRC. where the entire block then befriended the crows, and the crows alerted the rest of the neighbors when a guy had a heart attack in their driveway or something
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
there was a TIFU at one point of a woman who made friends with the crows around her house and they all went wild on a neighbor when he yelled at her

thats a life goal
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to 'em
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
it feels like we're in the late seasons of GoT where the writers threw away entire plot lines because fan theories were too accurate, and they'd rather have an incoherent mess that nobody could predict than a logical conclusion to a story.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
dude had it all wrong. what you need to do is slam your body *down* right at the moment of impact and trigger the HP underflow glitch
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
deeply unserious website
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
we all go together, etc etc
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
we're all going to fucking die lol
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
fire ze missiles
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
really wish you could add a suspended account to a mod list instead of needing to wait around
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
so true bestie
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM