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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · Sep 12

Welcome to all the newskies.

Our credentials are readily available.

Here is a cat.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · May 18

✨ gnbsky

A typewritten note that reads "goodnight Bluesky. We keep us safe" white on black and a doodle of a sleeping cat. The words "we keep us safe" are colored in with the colors of the trans pride flag.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 5h

🥲 you love to see it

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 5h

if enough bad things happen to enough people you don't like, you really don't need good things to ever happen again

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 5h

pausing injecting the yankees losing into our veins to freebase kershaw getting demolished, as a treat

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 5h

how can you not be romantic about baseball

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 6h

some day we hope to hate something as much as vladdy hates the yankees

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 6h

a typewritten note that reads "da yankees lose"

da has way too many a's filling several lines of text

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 7h

oh, and then we wait here while you spend most of that $37K putting him through social media school? and then while he builds a client portfolio for 2-4 years??

we dont have time for that.

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 7h

bitch you dont have a cat

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 7h

hiring a social media vibes consultant and paying her cat $37,000 to do a tarot reading to tell us what mastodon instance would best match our collective energy

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 8h

oh, we *always* detach+block. it's a slap and then the backhand for the KO

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 8h

detach is super underutilized.

90% of the time we use it is a mutual trying to riff off something we're taking seriously, and then following up with a "hey, we get the joke but," DM

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 8h

quoting someone to complain about their replies being restricted isn't making a good case for opening replies, it's making a case for restricting quotes

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 8h

an S-tier Bluesky experience

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 9h

[watching the game]

kid: "how come we never see commercials for your shop? do you think nobody would want to buy it? yeah, probably that. you could still try though"

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 10h

A typewritten note that reads:

Kill bill sirens

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 12h

thanks for the order!

feel free to shoot an email if you have a project in mind ❤️

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 12h

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · Aug 2

a typewritten note, bisected by a vertical line.

it reads: "trade proposal"

left side: we receive money

right side: you receive custom art

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 12h

man-chack is great but, gwa-da-loop takes the cake on our end

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 13h

nobody takes our movement to call William Cannon "Billy Big Guns" seriously

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 13h

pretty much any street in Austin

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 13h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 14h

newskie days were the best before The Incident.

lots of bright new faces about to see the most deranged shit they've ever experienced and likely get radicalized by a niche sect of leftist theory that is written in crayon on the back of a Denny's kids menu.

everybody had such a good time.

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 14h

A typewritten note that reads:

We're literally a professional artist because of Bluesky

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 20h

adjusting to new meds sucks so bad

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