"I want to learn the language but don't want to talk to anyone" is quite the flex.

There is an even sadder six-word story.

Supernatural horror: There's a ghost in this house!

Folk horror: Your da is a ghost.

I support Vance on his transition.

I think the best review advice I ever saw was from Seanan Mcguire. Something like: “Did the book achieve its goals? Did it tell the story it intended? If not, why not?”

beatify.com: like Yelp for Saints.

"St. Christopher didn't help me find my socks. 3 out of 5 stigmata."

Perhaps in a Frenchman's bum...

english.elpais.com/internationa...

Eye of Sauron pupper.

Rage — Goddess, sing the rage at Punxatawny’s son Phil,
murderous, doomed, that cost the Americans countless losses,
hurling down to the House of Frost so many sturdy souls,
great fighters’ souls, but made their bodies carrion,
feasts for the plows and salt

The irony of him doing this just after a big Epstein file dump, when sexual assault is in the news again.

Flight logs? I thought he snuck onto the island disguised as Meliana's beaver.

Every day is a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater.

Look, he is so poor he had to use the same headshot on both announcements.