Colleen
@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social
The dopest mother fucker alive
Me and the parking enforcement dweeb are playing cat and mouse
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me and the parking enforcement dweeb are playing cat and mouse
My therapist thinks it's a good idea for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people so which one of you is most likely to be a serial killer to prove her wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My therapist thinks it's a good idea for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people so which one of you is most likely to be a serial killer to prove her wrong?
Listen, we need to put our phones down and go outside. This is crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Listen, we need to put our phones down and go outside. This is crazy.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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The men
15. What do you hate about dating?
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The men
Worried I’m going to traumatize my therapist with stories from the days of wild abandon.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Worried I’m going to traumatize my therapist with stories from the days of wild abandon.
He’s gonna pave over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
What’s the over-under on national monuments he ruins?
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He’s gonna pave over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Canadian Tire keeps the zip ties in the holiday section. Use that as you will.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canadian Tire keeps the zip ties in the holiday section. Use that as you will.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Jockin’ Mike D to my dismay
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Jockin’ Mike D to my dismay
What are we gonna do for fireworks photos now?! Did you even think of that?!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What are we gonna do for fireworks photos now?! Did you even think of that?!!
They put nutmeg on my coffee. Day cancelled.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They put nutmeg on my coffee. Day cancelled.
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I AM SCREAM CACKLING.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I AM SCREAM CACKLING.
Sat down for five minutes
Everything stiffened up
Avenge me
Everything stiffened up
Avenge me
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sat down for five minutes
Everything stiffened up
Avenge me
Everything stiffened up
Avenge me
They should make an umbrella with those annoyingly bright headlights
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They should make an umbrella with those annoyingly bright headlights
I bought one of these reflective umbrellas but it really didn’t do much. What do you use to keep cars from murdering you when you cross the street at night?
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I bought one of these reflective umbrellas but it really didn’t do much. What do you use to keep cars from murdering you when you cross the street at night?
Shame on everyone who didn't boo
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Shame on everyone who didn't boo
A guy on TikTok said you can keep your car windows from fogging up by wiping a towel on a bar of soap and then wiping the window but that feels like a prank
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A guy on TikTok said you can keep your car windows from fogging up by wiping a towel on a bar of soap and then wiping the window but that feels like a prank
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Don’t freak out. We almost never investigate money laundering even though we all know it is rampant. We’re focused on going after the poors.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Don’t freak out. We almost never investigate money laundering even though we all know it is rampant. We’re focused on going after the poors.
