Professor Freaksworth
@proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
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When I see a mutual reply-guying to the same post as me
Mr. Breast with the Mr. Coffee logo
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mr. Breast with the Mr. Coffee logo
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Tfw you can’t get a Yuri bot to follow you
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tfw you can’t get a Yuri bot to follow you
This time I’m sure to follow you back David
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This time I’m sure to follow you back David
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Tfw you get what you want
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tfw you get what you want
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Tfw you are running two Bluesky accounts at the same time
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tfw you are running two Bluesky accounts at the same time
I sometimes envy fellow Americans who can truly believe only now is the US raining death and destruction on the global south in a self-motivated manner
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I sometimes envy fellow Americans who can truly believe only now is the US raining death and destruction on the global south in a self-motivated manner
No one owes anything to anyone online, except me who has 25ish compliments to figure out
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No one owes anything to anyone online, except me who has 25ish compliments to figure out
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inside me are two wolves
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
inside me are two wolves
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You know everyone keeps asking me and you know what? I do think I’m the kapellmeister
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You know everyone keeps asking me and you know what? I do think I’m the kapellmeister
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Liking posts complaining or making fun of groups I belong to
October 14, 2023 at 10:01 AM
Liking posts complaining or making fun of groups I belong to
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Addressing the Polycule as a Whole
• “Ie, khre’fehanen.” — “Yes, my beloveds.”
Pronunciation: yeh, khreh-FEH-hah-nen
• “Jol-rau l’khre’lae-nai.” — “I see the truth of our shared union.”
Pronunciation: johl-RAU luh-khreh-LAH-eh-nigh
• “Ie, khre’fehanen.” — “Yes, my beloveds.”
Pronunciation: yeh, khreh-FEH-hah-nen
• “Jol-rau l’khre’lae-nai.” — “I see the truth of our shared union.”
Pronunciation: johl-RAU luh-khreh-LAH-eh-nigh
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Addressing the Polycule as a Whole
• “Ie, khre’fehanen.” — “Yes, my beloveds.”
Pronunciation: yeh, khreh-FEH-hah-nen
• “Jol-rau l’khre’lae-nai.” — “I see the truth of our shared union.”
Pronunciation: johl-RAU luh-khreh-LAH-eh-nigh
• “Ie, khre’fehanen.” — “Yes, my beloveds.”
Pronunciation: yeh, khreh-FEH-hah-nen
• “Jol-rau l’khre’lae-nai.” — “I see the truth of our shared union.”
Pronunciation: johl-RAU luh-khreh-LAH-eh-nigh
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Checking on the mutual who hasn’t posted in a month
July 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Checking on the mutual who hasn’t posted in a month
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He did not earn it
July 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He did not earn it
We’re back, baby
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We’re back, baby
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An away win. Two EPL wins on the bounce. 4 goals. Pickford mudded. Miley superb. Eddie on the pitch saying “It’s massive, Massive.” Wissa nearly back from injury to help the squad. Good day. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
An away win. Two EPL wins on the bounce. 4 goals. Pickford mudded. Miley superb. Eddie on the pitch saying “It’s massive, Massive.” Wissa nearly back from injury to help the squad. Good day. #nufc
Newcastle’s first half
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Newcastle’s first half
Woltemessi-Elanga combo might finally be something
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Woltemessi-Elanga combo might finally be something
Low bar but already Elanga’s best game and I’ll admit I forgot how good Dan Burn at CB is
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Low bar but already Elanga’s best game and I’ll admit I forgot how good Dan Burn at CB is
Literally see the boost in confidence that second goal gave them
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Literally see the boost in confidence that second goal gave them
It went through Pickford’s legs. That’s a shame.gif
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It went through Pickford’s legs. That’s a shame.gif