Professor Freaksworth
@proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
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When I see a mutual reply-guying to the same post as me
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clocking into my shift at the liking everyones post factory
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
clocking into my shift at the liking everyones post factory
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*likes 3 of your posts*
do you want to get married? no? ok.
*reposts you*
how about now?
do you want to get married? no? ok.
*reposts you*
how about now?
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*likes 3 of your posts*
do you want to get married? no? ok.
*reposts you*
how about now?
do you want to get married? no? ok.
*reposts you*
how about now?
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First date idea: I squeeze your tits and then you kill me
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
First date idea: I squeeze your tits and then you kill me
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Man the Simpsons even predicted reply guys
March 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Man the Simpsons even predicted reply guys
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Getting some new business cards. What do you guys think?
March 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Getting some new business cards. What do you guys think?
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I wish I was funny
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I wish I was funny
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Me (a fan exclusively of teams famous for long trophy droughts) to fans of sports teams that are also terrible:
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me (a fan exclusively of teams famous for long trophy droughts) to fans of sports teams that are also terrible:
I’m bored today. The bourgeois businessman waiting for their packages… they can wait!
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m bored today. The bourgeois businessman waiting for their packages… they can wait!
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SENATOR HONTDOG HAS BEEN SHOT
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
SENATOR HONTDOG HAS BEEN SHOT
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
I REPEAT SENATOR HONTDOG IS DOWN
Isak being terrible at Liverpool is going to be the best advertising for Tino and others to stay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Isak being terrible at Liverpool is going to be the best advertising for Tino and others to stay
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Well this isn't the fuckin divine treasury... I bet that idiot Rom is behind this
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well this isn't the fuckin divine treasury... I bet that idiot Rom is behind this
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Men of Bluesky Calendar
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![Man: "Nice hill to die on!"
Same man: [pulls a gun] "But not for me!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gdwkoopf6y52hxeobbnuwrka/bafkreig7qjwcnk7s2ujzldav6zgcvoyhqqo4twgqalvfz5e3yekt6ldudy@jpeg)
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When Bluesky gets group dm
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When Bluesky gets group dm
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Liking every post I see
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Liking every post I see
I’ve never saved a post and live in constant fear that I might accidentally
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’ve never saved a post and live in constant fear that I might accidentally
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in Futurama aepisode "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" Phillip J. Fry comments that Star Trek is... "79 episodes, aabout thiirty good ones"
this is inaccurate since the lost pilot, which was broadcast a decade and a half before this, brings the total to 80
however, 79 is actually the funnier number
this is inaccurate since the lost pilot, which was broadcast a decade and a half before this, brings the total to 80
however, 79 is actually the funnier number
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
in Futurama aepisode "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" Phillip J. Fry comments that Star Trek is... "79 episodes, aabout thiirty good ones"
this is inaccurate since the lost pilot, which was broadcast a decade and a half before this, brings the total to 80
however, 79 is actually the funnier number
this is inaccurate since the lost pilot, which was broadcast a decade and a half before this, brings the total to 80
however, 79 is actually the funnier number
Me (a fan exclusively of teams famous for long trophy droughts) to fans of sports teams that are also terrible:
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me (a fan exclusively of teams famous for long trophy droughts) to fans of sports teams that are also terrible:
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After sleeping on it, I woke up and realized that my Minnesota Vikings are still a terrible football team.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
After sleeping on it, I woke up and realized that my Minnesota Vikings are still a terrible football team.
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This also reads like a history of popular country music in the 70s.
Eagles & Cowboys exchanging turnovers
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This also reads like a history of popular country music in the 70s.
Plague doctors masks just reminds me of all the things from the Renaissance (or later) that we ascribe to the medieval period
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Plague doctors masks just reminds me of all the things from the Renaissance (or later) that we ascribe to the medieval period
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All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas exclusive CROWDFUNDER
100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org
If you donate £1 & leave email you’ll receive code 4 full video, download of song & bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix
#NUFC
Please share!
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris...
100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org
If you donate £1 & leave email you’ll receive code 4 full video, download of song & bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix
#NUFC
Please share!
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris...
All I Want Is A Black 'n' White Christmas
Raise funds for NUFC FANS FOODBANK Donate at least £1 & leave an email address - I'll send a link to the full video & downloads of the song
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
All I Want Is A Black ’n’ White Christmas exclusive CROWDFUNDER
100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org
If you donate £1 & leave email you’ll receive code 4 full video, download of song & bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix
#NUFC
Please share!
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris...
100% to @nufcfansfoodbank.org
If you donate £1 & leave email you’ll receive code 4 full video, download of song & bonus download of WE ARE THE GEORDIES-Roger Tames Remix
#NUFC
Please share!
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/b--w-chris...
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It looks like Spurs are about to break another highly rated manager. Some things never change.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It looks like Spurs are about to break another highly rated manager. Some things never change.
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Ken Burns Revolution documentary drinking game where you take a shot every time you recognize the author of a primary source before the narrator tells you.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ken Burns Revolution documentary drinking game where you take a shot every time you recognize the author of a primary source before the narrator tells you.