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@blametag.bsky.social
Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there

https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
Fuck thanksgiving dinner. The main event is the leftover sandwich.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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In honor of Black Friday, what is your consistently WEIRDEST retail experience and why?
Is that WalMart? Because I swear, WalMart is a portal to alien vendors, the weirdest shit shows up there and no one ever talks about it!
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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🩷 let's make some magic 🩷

last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.

it's time to run it back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Well I’m struggling to remember how long I’ve been following @blametag.bsky.social. I want to say we became mutuals not that long ago but it feels like it has been years at this point. A skilled and valued shitposter that absolute provides me the community I’m not just thankful for but lucky to have
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm proud of how well we held November this year, but today the holiday season is officially here now.

We're on Christmas's home turf now, but the war continues. The next hurdle is to not buy a damn thing today.

Stay out of stores. Stay off Amazon. Keep your wallet closed. HOLD. THAT. LINE!
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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#WorkerSolidarity means not going anywhere near retail establishments t'day.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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solidarity with fellow workers of black friday
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Signs that the new Civil War is upon us:
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I wish people would actually get pissed about this stuff instead of, you know, giving them all their money tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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honestly crazy to say this walmart employees are gonna rip your spine out like sub zero
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reminder folks:
Any retailer offering Black Friday deals doesn't care about their staff and doesn't deserve your business.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Futurama deserves more credit for the episode where both presidential candidates are so similar (literally clones) that Nixon can waltz in there and beat them easily even though he's completely unhinged and admits to all the horrible things he's going to do.

You know, for reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
About to go put up "missing cat" posters when....
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If anyone wants to talk shit about Melissa Ethridge you can come to my window and catch these hands.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you're over 40 just know you didn't appreciate Melissa Ethridge enough in the 90s.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bob Burger posting.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Perfect fit for the day.
Got a special delivery from @moxiest.art today 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Single Digits Billionaires Are Scaling Back This Thanksgiving

Gone are the lavish yacht parties with Cristal shooting from fountains.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dog knows what's up.

Down with the surveillance state!
Shoulda stayed on the shelf pal.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Don't chase the carrot, break the stick.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM