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Blame Tag 🏷️
@blametag.bsky.social
Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there

https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
This article was written by Leonard from Community.
Frozen pizza is special in its own right. But not every pizza is worth the freezer space. Wirecutter testers tasted 26 widely available frozen cheese and pepperoni pizzas. Here are their favorites: nyti.ms/483c6So
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I totally forgot I had coined the term "manic pixelated dream girl": theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/swedishbea...
AIn't No Woman (Like the One I Fought)
Ikea Customer Gets Into Massive Fight with AI Girlfriend
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November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Enjoying some past articles from this year: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/ninten84
Nintendo 84
Gamers Beware: Playing as Luigi in MARIO KART WORLD Could Get You Added to a Government Watchlist
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@profanity.accountant:
How's my fuckin' language?
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I know I've been in writer's rut most of the year, but I was just going over my stories from 2025 and there's some legit bangers in here. Now I gotta winnow it down for my December top ten list.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Apropos of nothing, but it drives me crazy when they put the actor's names in a different order than the actual actors on the poster.
Off to watch Eternity 🎬
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Yearly reminder Black Friday is a scam
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
She's a cute little cushion.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The NRF says this shit every shopping holiday. God I hope we all make them look like assholes this year. Moreso than usual because they're always assholes.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is how The Devil's Advocate ended.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fuck thanksgiving dinner. The main event is the leftover sandwich.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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In honor of Black Friday, what is your consistently WEIRDEST retail experience and why?
Is that WalMart? Because I swear, WalMart is a portal to alien vendors, the weirdest shit shows up there and no one ever talks about it!
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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🩷 let's make some magic 🩷

last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.

it's time to run it back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Well I’m struggling to remember how long I’ve been following @blametag.bsky.social. I want to say we became mutuals not that long ago but it feels like it has been years at this point. A skilled and valued shitposter that absolute provides me the community I’m not just thankful for but lucky to have
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm proud of how well we held November this year, but today the holiday season is officially here now.

We're on Christmas's home turf now, but the war continues. The next hurdle is to not buy a damn thing today.

Stay out of stores. Stay off Amazon. Keep your wallet closed. HOLD. THAT. LINE!
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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#WorkerSolidarity means not going anywhere near retail establishments t'day.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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solidarity with fellow workers of black friday
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Signs that the new Civil War is upon us:
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I wish people would actually get pissed about this stuff instead of, you know, giving them all their money tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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honestly crazy to say this walmart employees are gonna rip your spine out like sub zero
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM