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@blametag.bsky.social
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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there

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Fuck thanksgiving dinner. The main event is the leftover sandwich.
A sandwich made from leftover thanksgiving ingredients.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Signs that the new Civil War is upon us:
A "go army, beat navy" flag
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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No contest.
Crock of canned corn
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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We even had custom shirts made for one of our anniversaries just to be "that" couple
A shirt with hearts and the motto "I couldn't ask for another" A shirt with hearts and the motto "I couldn't ask for another"
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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About to go put up "missing cat" posters when....
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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A dilute calico cat sleeping on a chair
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Bob Burger posting.
Bob Burger in the bathroom with his family with a word bubble making it look like he said the quoted.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Discussing possible gifts for my nieces with my brothers.
Brother: "They have one piece Legos. I wanted to get her the pirate ship but it was $130. That's stupid high Me: "Just one piece? Seems like a pretty boring Lego set."
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Well thank you for the tip, my niece is getting two of these.
A weird puzzle with weird cats titled Mr. Scribbles and Friendsw A weird puzzle featuring tigers and other circus performers called Lackluster Circus
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Elf on the Shelf: 2025 edition
An Elf on the Shelf doll wearing a black gaiter, tactical glasses, and a tactic vest
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Calling it: Satire is officially dead.
At pardoning ceremony, Trump informs turkey of all he's accomplished
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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"Gobble gobble, I'm here for the turkey pardon!"
ghislaine maxwell dressed as a turkey at the White House
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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A black t-shirt with a raised fist and the text "BUST NUTS, NOT UNIONS" A blue t-shirt with the logo for the Billionaire Submarine Club Two fists raised in a fighting stance with the text "These Hands: always in stock!" A red t-shirt with a picture of Scrooge McDuck cooked like a Peking duck with the text "EAT THE RICH!" in the Duck Tales font
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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A headline about Marc Andreeson but the pic is Bill from the Guess Who game (chubby guy with a cone head.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Man: "Nice hill to die on!" Same man: [pulls a gun] "But not for me!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"Do you come with the bed?"
Homer Simpson looking up at a bin of cat beds for sale with a cat sleeping on the top bed.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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"Do you come with the bed?"
Homer Simpson looking up at a bin of cat beds for sale with a cat sleeping on the top bed.
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Still working on my critique of Christmas music:
Little Drummer Boy - Yeah, you're just the kid who plays the drum. Not to downplay your importance, but probably cool if you don't have a gift. - Hey idiot, can you maybe not bang on that drum while my newborn baby is trying to sleeps thanks. - "Awwww, what a cute little baby. Wish I had something to give him. Wait a minute!" BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Queen of the castle over here.
A black-and-white tuxedo cat with a white stripe down her face with the entire bed to herself.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Some Nightmare on Elm Street shit.
A stretchy cloth table covering with a cat's paw pressing on it from under the table A close up of said cat claw.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I'd definitely go with the tie-dyed Adonis.
Garfed Adonis on a tie-dye shirt
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Making cookies and watching John Candy movies today.
A floured baking mat with a rolling pin. In the background is a TV.
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Here's some pics of Lizzie as a kitten.
A dilute calico kitten dancing A dilute calico kitten on a towel A dilute calico kitten sticking her head out from under a bed A dilute calico kitten and a black kitten in a cat tree
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Ralphie from A Christmas Story: "I want a [describes complicated ass gun, I ain't typing all that]" Santa: "You'll shoot your school up, kid".
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM