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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 16h

Were retail stores really better when you were a kid or are you just old and miserable now?

We explore the topic over at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/walmartsuc...

Retail Nostalgia

Walmart Wasn't Better in the Past, You're Just Nostalgic for a Time When You Weren't There for Hemorrhoid Cream

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2h

Wish there was more of it.

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Molotov Cocktease: A redheaded cartoon character from the show The Venture Bros. She is wearing tight black like leotard thing with red gloves. She has a heart-shaped eye patch over her left eye and a knife in her mouth

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2h

Finally writing that article about Lizzie.

A woman types on a laptop on a desk while a dilute calico cat is also on the desk and SCREAMING!

Caption: Help! My Boss is Making Everyone Return to the Office Because My Cat Won't Shut the Fuck Up!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 16h

Were retail stores really better when you were a kid or are you just old and miserable now?

We explore the topic over at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/walmartsuc...

Retail Nostalgia

Walmart Wasn't Better in the Past, You're Just Nostalgic for a Time When You Weren't There for Hemorrhoid Cream

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 12h

The evangelical church up the street from me just put out a bunch of Israeli flags around their property 🙄

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 14h

"The president has plenary authority-- zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

A CNN news story where Stephen Miller is being interviewed but he's sleeping complete with a sleep cap, teddy bear, and comforter. The banner reads "Stephen Miller Falls Asleep Mid-Sentence"

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 15h

Getting some haters on this and I'm now banned from r/Walmart. But I guess I can take solace in that they're hating it because they're not reading it and what they're hating on is what I'm making fun of.

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 16h

Were retail stores really better when you were a kid or are you just old and miserable now?

We explore the topic over at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/walmartsuc...

Retail Nostalgia

Walmart Wasn't Better in the Past, You're Just Nostalgic for a Time When You Weren't There for Hemorrhoid Cream

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 16h

Were retail stores really better when you were a kid or are you just old and miserable now?

We explore the topic over at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/walmartsuc...

Retail Nostalgia

Walmart Wasn't Better in the Past, You're Just Nostalgic for a Time When You Weren't There for Hemorrhoid Cream

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 1d

Yo, what the fuck is up with this weird early Pixar short that Nintendo posted today!?

A YouTube thumbnail of a cgi baby with a pacifier in their mouth. The video is called "Close to You" and was posted by Nintendo of America 9 hours ago

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 1d

Just a heads up that Mariah's thawing is going just fine: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/the-reanim...

The Reanimation of Mimi

Columbia Records Scientists Confirm the Yearly Reanimation of Mariah Carey has Begun as Scheduled

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

Things are a bit tense at the litter box.

While a dilute calico cat poops, a gray-and-white tuxedo cat peers into the door and watches, waiting her turn.

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, my wife does as well and it's definitely bullshit. She gets so much less done when they make her go in.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

They're like the only one keeping the buzzwords going. Or Forbes. I can't remember which.

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

It's fine, it was just my boss called out and I had to do a bunch of stuff myself that I was counting on having help with. Also nobody told me so I started later than I would have if I knew I would be alone.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

She did and I did end up listening to it.

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

FRANCINE IS GOING HOME!!!!!

The Richmonder @richmonder.bsky.social · 2d

UPDATE: Francine the cat has been found, will return to Richmond Lowe's
www.richmonder.org/francine-upd...

UPDATE: Francine the cat has been found, will return to Richmond Lowe's

After going two weeks without being seen, a Lowe's representative told members of the team searching for Francine the cat that she was spotted on Saturday.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

It really isn't.

A scene from Bob's Burgers.

Gene: "She sings that song about redwood trees but you know she's singing about Travis Kelce's dingdong."

Bob: "Gene, how do you know that?"

Gene: "It's not subtle!"

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

It's crazy how quickly your day can go from Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy to Difficult Pifficult Lemon Squifficult.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you, @milesofgray.bsky.social, "I'm not here to fuck spiders" is now part of my daily vocabulary and I've been getting my coworkers into it as well.

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking: Lenny Bruce is Now Afriad

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

The neighborhood where they redline the managers. And also do regular redlining.

A neighborhood with streets named Karen Dr, Karen Way, Karen Ln, and Karen Trail

Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, work is work 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 2d

I’m sick of how if somebody is rich enough their stupidity is our problem. That’s not fair to actual people

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

A game board being flipped with the caption "FUCK THIS GAME!"

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

And the child is 11 years old.