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Tess,,                              under duress
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avi/pfp is barbie wilde cenobite relaxin behind-the-scenes
banner is shuna sassi, quill-lady of midian city's nightbreed

⛓️‍💥⛓️ configuration lamenter🪝🩸
🏳️‍⚧️ four or five decades old🫀
💚 hulk always hulk 💜
👣 stray 🐾


"wow this bitch sure says 'fag' a lot"
Pinned
good news everyone, transfers are enabled
so i can re-up my medications
i can eat, pay utilities

bad news, i am woefully short of rent

hopeful news, i have irons in the fire for jobs, waiting to hear back on one post-interview 🤞 another that is in consideration for an interview

hope wont pay rent
now falling asleep to: Re-Animator (1985)
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
ripping huge farts but not really worried since it's probably all that ice cream i ate earlier

there's few mental states that a tussle with a gallon tub of ice cream wont fix
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
now watching: Shelby Oaks (2024)
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
what's really funny, to me, about this AC unit being in an Ethan Coen work is that our AC unit just like it was right there through every childhood and teenage viewing of Raising Arizona
we used to have the same AC unit

the access panel door fell off ours too, knobs out
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
tonight ive been oscillating btwn mad and sad and bereft

having a very calm night, and the normal amount of intrusive thoughts about contacting my no-contact family

the usual arguments with ghosts, alive and dead

the yeewwwszzhhh
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
two years ago i was was sitting in my then-endos office, crying bc i was wrecked from a friend group writing me off before the holidays bc of meltdown behavior

she thought it was bc of estrogen reasons, denied me the incr we'd previously discussed.

that was the last time i let myself trust her.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
now watching: Honey Don't (2025)
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
body wants to cry

maybe the mind does too

but,, *i* dont want to cry

so ,, im not
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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🖤 ✨❣️✨🖤HOBBIES include: stargazing, n encouraging others to enjoy the humility of being human #Stars #MilkyWay #Lol #Cartoon #Art #BDSM
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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weaponize me
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I am once again begging artists that draw muscle mommies to remember that the trapezius muscle is an extremely necessary stabilizer, and also one of the more easily engaged and developed muscles in the body.

There is zero possibility of a pencil-necked girl doing 50kg curls without some trap mass
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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such a good fucking get, love this shirt ⚙️🔥
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
now watching: Good Boy (2025)
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Making Gilly pins. Get yours while supplies last. www.mulebooks.com/store/gilly-...
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I'm about to go back to wandering around in a blizzard with my camera for a few minutes at least so enjoy some from last night. It's my hobby to make this basically normal town look very creepy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
resurrecting an old meme from nowhere but the depths of my own memory, rip dave i loved you in those commercials
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you heard about the Wendy's Chicken Cordon Bleu before you heard about Le Cordon Bleu French hospitality and culinary education institution, you might be an american 90s kid
Wendy's Chicken Cordon Bleu (1991, 1992, 1995): A crispy chicken filet topped with ham, swiss cheese, mayo, and Grey Poupon dijon mustard, served on a toasted kaiser roll. Due to consumer demand, it was brought back the next year for a limited run, and then again in 1995.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
why have one Advanced Power Doll when you can have two at twice the price
Advanced Power Dolls 2 // Kogado // PC-98
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
honestly? the day 8-9 years ago i realized i wasn't avoidant of eye-contact BECAUSE i never gave myself permission to BREAK eye contact, i was literally still conditioned in my thirties to "always lookem in the eye, be bold and brave"

the day i gave myself permission to not do that?

watershed.
thinking* about breaking 3.5 years of no contact with family just to hash this list out with them, seeing as they have no framework or lingua franca for this stuff, that ive been doing a decade or more of self-work on

*half-jokingly
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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hey uhhh y’all heard about tube tops?? this shit absolutely rips
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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also? sometimes you can take an image you found online, run it thru OCR and do 20-40 seconds of editing to

help out the less sighted

jsyk

alt text isnt a competitive category, but if it was

you'd be losing
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
thinking* about breaking 3.5 years of no contact with family just to hash this list out with them, seeing as they have no framework or lingua franca for this stuff, that ive been doing a decade or more of self-work on

*half-jokingly
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
temp
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
thankful for my ability to forget

a valuable skill i learned thru great effort

recipe attached:
one part-channeling adhd tendencies, one part healing my physical trauma, one part talking through my traumas w pros & semi-pros, dash of who gaf

let simmer over a few years, needing occasionally
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM