The Most Wonderful Brooke of the Year
@gymbrat.bsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
Pinned
Wanted to repost this with dates scribbled on, to give folks an idea of how long I have been changing myself.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
I'm just saying that being tied to a bed while a powerful woman uses alternating application of a wand toy and her tongue to edge me until I can no longer process the concept of time before finally giving in to my pleading for release might fix a lot of worms.
Anyone have a research paper on this?
Anyone have a research paper on this?
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm just saying that being tied to a bed while a powerful woman uses alternating application of a wand toy and her tongue to edge me until I can no longer process the concept of time before finally giving in to my pleading for release might fix a lot of worms.
Anyone have a research paper on this?
Anyone have a research paper on this?
Not the point at all, but in the Trolley Problem, would the trolley derail if you switched tracks just after the first wheels cleared?
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Not the point at all, but in the Trolley Problem, would the trolley derail if you switched tracks just after the first wheels cleared?
Just finished 'Fake It' by @lilyseabrooke.bsky.social
It's extremely charming, and spicy in ways that light up my nerves, knobs, toggles, and buttons. The intensity of the tv personality paired with the eagerness and optimism of the trans restaurant owner was a delight.
The sex scenes were🔥🔥🔥
🥺👉👈
It's extremely charming, and spicy in ways that light up my nerves, knobs, toggles, and buttons. The intensity of the tv personality paired with the eagerness and optimism of the trans restaurant owner was a delight.
The sex scenes were🔥🔥🔥
🥺👉👈
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just finished 'Fake It' by @lilyseabrooke.bsky.social
It's extremely charming, and spicy in ways that light up my nerves, knobs, toggles, and buttons. The intensity of the tv personality paired with the eagerness and optimism of the trans restaurant owner was a delight.
The sex scenes were🔥🔥🔥
🥺👉👈
It's extremely charming, and spicy in ways that light up my nerves, knobs, toggles, and buttons. The intensity of the tv personality paired with the eagerness and optimism of the trans restaurant owner was a delight.
The sex scenes were🔥🔥🔥
🥺👉👈
No one is safe:
My brain updated the self-image file and I am aware that my breasts have grown again.
My brain updated the self-image file and I am aware that my breasts have grown again.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No one is safe:
My brain updated the self-image file and I am aware that my breasts have grown again.
My brain updated the self-image file and I am aware that my breasts have grown again.
Force fem? Haha, no...
I'm into *power* fem 💪😈
I'm into *power* fem 💪😈
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Force fem? Haha, no...
I'm into *power* fem 💪😈
I'm into *power* fem 💪😈
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET TO PICK MY BOTTOM SURGERY DESIGN OUT OF A BOOK THAT RESEMBLES A YEARBOOK?!
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET TO PICK MY BOTTOM SURGERY DESIGN OUT OF A BOOK THAT RESEMBLES A YEARBOOK?!
This is beautiful and I'm so happy for your partner and you 🥹
I’m really fortunate for my partner who understands my brain is a little broken and gives me a lot of grace for that
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is beautiful and I'm so happy for your partner and you 🥹
Dear diary:
I went to the birthday of a friend and got to spend a good chunk of the evening yapping with another one of his friends how about Zenos from FFXIV was toxic yuri.
It was a good night 🧡
I went to the birthday of a friend and got to spend a good chunk of the evening yapping with another one of his friends how about Zenos from FFXIV was toxic yuri.
It was a good night 🧡
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Dear diary:
I went to the birthday of a friend and got to spend a good chunk of the evening yapping with another one of his friends how about Zenos from FFXIV was toxic yuri.
It was a good night 🧡
I went to the birthday of a friend and got to spend a good chunk of the evening yapping with another one of his friends how about Zenos from FFXIV was toxic yuri.
It was a good night 🧡
More authors should be willing to write trans-inclusive lesbian romance with pre-op/non-op women where the sex actually plays out on the page, rather than fading to black after the foreplay. I would like to be able to live vicariously through women enjoying a fulfilling sex life, pretty please. 🥺👉👈
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
More authors should be willing to write trans-inclusive lesbian romance with pre-op/non-op women where the sex actually plays out on the page, rather than fading to black after the foreplay. I would like to be able to live vicariously through women enjoying a fulfilling sex life, pretty please. 🥺👉👈
Okay, I remembered to do a season-themed name change this time
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Okay, I remembered to do a season-themed name change this time
I hope she dies in a way that is unremarkable, and that she is barely observed in memorial.
What a truly horrid person, and someday we'll undo the stain on our collective conscious she has caused.
What a truly horrid person, and someday we'll undo the stain on our collective conscious she has caused.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I hope she dies in a way that is unremarkable, and that she is barely observed in memorial.
What a truly horrid person, and someday we'll undo the stain on our collective conscious she has caused.
What a truly horrid person, and someday we'll undo the stain on our collective conscious she has caused.
In which Brooke is an antagonistic little brat
Also me wanting to show off the comfy merch I got from @demongrrl.gay
Also me wanting to show off the comfy merch I got from @demongrrl.gay
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
In which Brooke is an antagonistic little brat
Also me wanting to show off the comfy merch I got from @demongrrl.gay
Also me wanting to show off the comfy merch I got from @demongrrl.gay
Just remembered this and am saddened to learn the only Etsy listing for a similar dress is from a shop with a lot of reviews that say "The item isn't here yet/never received my order"
rip quattro bajeena you wouldve loved the virgin killer sweater
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just remembered this and am saddened to learn the only Etsy listing for a similar dress is from a shop with a lot of reviews that say "The item isn't here yet/never received my order"
Shit this fucks, actually 🧡🧡🧡
Trans women can be hard to shop for. unless you've read my gift guide for trans. which you can, because it's here. now.
open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
Halimede's List Of Gifts For Transgender Women
Principles For Good Gift Giving As Extended To Transgender
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Shit this fucks, actually 🧡🧡🧡
I am worth the energy my friends spend on me
this is a positivity checkpoint 🔫
everyone who sees this;: say something nice about yourself right now !!! 🔫
everyone who sees this;: say something nice about yourself right now !!! 🔫
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I am worth the energy my friends spend on me
Rustled my my jimmies Jon...
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Rustled my my jimmies Jon...
I am beginning to suspect I might look a little gay.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am beginning to suspect I might look a little gay.
I can't help but notice that most of the accounts I see going "these organizations did the right thing, fighting is expensive and hard" don't have a personal stake in it
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I can't help but notice that most of the accounts I see going "these organizations did the right thing, fighting is expensive and hard" don't have a personal stake in it
Excitedly awaiting news of a book getting a physical release and my brain feeds me:
[to the tune of the old digimon theme song]
Physical
Physical copy
Physical for my bookshelf
[to the tune of the old digimon theme song]
Physical
Physical copy
Physical for my bookshelf
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Excitedly awaiting news of a book getting a physical release and my brain feeds me:
[to the tune of the old digimon theme song]
Physical
Physical copy
Physical for my bookshelf
[to the tune of the old digimon theme song]
Physical
Physical copy
Physical for my bookshelf
I like this and I headcanon this as a palette swap of my poet and me
🥺👉👈
🥺👉👈
Another amazing commission of Diamond and Dr. Peril from THE POWERS THAT BE, this one from @beedokfern.bsky.social! Just look at these two dorks!
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I like this and I headcanon this as a palette swap of my poet and me
🥺👉👈
🥺👉👈
I think I rather like this phrase...
I *will* bring this fire to hell
and all the smoke I can along the way
I *will* bring this fire to hell
and all the smoke I can along the way
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think I rather like this phrase...
I *will* bring this fire to hell
and all the smoke I can along the way
I *will* bring this fire to hell
and all the smoke I can along the way
Jokes on you: mine already had its world-ending event decades prior: 3
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Jokes on you: mine already had its world-ending event decades prior: 3
I should say women more, and shit less. Women. Women. Women...
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I should say women more, and shit less. Women. Women. Women...
AAAAAAAAA @b-saxon.femfactory.tech AND @trishusband.itch.io MADE THE CUT 🥳🧡
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
AAAAAAAAA @b-saxon.femfactory.tech AND @trishusband.itch.io MADE THE CUT 🥳🧡
I can't remember if I said earlier, but Kaiser is covering:
* Hairline advancement
* Frontal cranioplasty with orbital contouring
* Brow lift
* Lip lift
* Chondrolaryngoplasty (tracheal shave)
Out of pocket add on:
* Cheek fat augmentation
I'm choosing to leave my snoot, jaw, and chin alone
* Hairline advancement
* Frontal cranioplasty with orbital contouring
* Brow lift
* Lip lift
* Chondrolaryngoplasty (tracheal shave)
Out of pocket add on:
* Cheek fat augmentation
I'm choosing to leave my snoot, jaw, and chin alone
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I can't remember if I said earlier, but Kaiser is covering:
* Hairline advancement
* Frontal cranioplasty with orbital contouring
* Brow lift
* Lip lift
* Chondrolaryngoplasty (tracheal shave)
Out of pocket add on:
* Cheek fat augmentation
I'm choosing to leave my snoot, jaw, and chin alone
* Hairline advancement
* Frontal cranioplasty with orbital contouring
* Brow lift
* Lip lift
* Chondrolaryngoplasty (tracheal shave)
Out of pocket add on:
* Cheek fat augmentation
I'm choosing to leave my snoot, jaw, and chin alone