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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)

@gymbrat.bsky.social

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A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Maybe writer?

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · May 20

Wanted to repost this with dates scribbled on, to give folks an idea of how long I have been changing myself.

...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"

I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.

A collage of the different forms the trans woman in the center has taken over her life.

Panel 1: Standing in a bathroom. Is heavyset with mustache and goatee combo, wearing a red and gold floral print shirt. Has a small smile. 10/2020

Panel 2: extremely underweight and naked, with no facial or body hair, with a NOPE sign scribbled over the chest. Looks a little glum. 10/2011

Panel 3: topless and fairly muscular build, with visible. A little stubble, and some chest hair, too. Has 😱 on each nipple. Is kind of smirking. 12/2015

Panel 4: finally clothed again, now with a flannel shirt tucked into belted slacks. Has grown a neatly trimmed beard and is giving drag king energy. Expression is fairly neutral. 11/2017

Panel 5: the build has regressed to a less muscular one, and has patchy stubble and greasy hair, while giving a double thumbs up gesture in a garage gym, while wearing a red tank top and baggy black shorts. Is giving smiling through a disaster. 10/2021

Panel 6: taken in the same bathroom as panel 1, is clean shaven again. Build still looks a little soft, but hair has grown some since panel 5. Is wearing a rust colored tshirt and dark shorts. Small smile very much like panel 1. 02/2022

Panel 7: she is standing in the same bathroom as panel 1 and 6. She looks maybe like she could be panel 4's sister, and is wearing a brown camisole and blue jeans, with a happy smile on her face. 12/2024

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 3h

Muscle mommy/big dog privilege: "Uh, I don't wanna use the deadname. I wanna go home, and rethink my life."

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 3h

Also people wielding your deadname like a curse or cudgel need their toes stubbed badly

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 3h

Thankfully worst-case scenario they understand that if they treat me badly I will take my money and not play with them anymore

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 3h

What do you mean? What do you mean this isn't giving "Herbert?"

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 3h

How I know I'm doing alright on my voice:
I just called the people that run the account my grandpa set up for me before he passed away, and after going through my security and identification stuff the woman on the other end of the line goes, "So... is there a preferred name, [deadname]?" 🤭

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 4h

If you are gonna play around with one arm barbell cleans, I recommend a few practice reps with lighter to get a feel for the weight in your hands and how its gonna rack on your shoulder

it takes a little getting used to, but makes foe a fun party trick in the gym lol

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 4h

pls b saef

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 4h

next step: one arm clean it

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 4h

isn't it a nice feeling?

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 7h

The waves and curls of your hair are gorgeous 🥹👉👈

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 7h

My psychiatrist has decided I get to have two flavors of adderall now. A slow release in the morning(4am), and a normal release at noon.

Here's to hoping it fends off the 2pm shutdown, and lets my brain work during raid static(6pm)

If not, I shall simply continue to be useless, but faster 🤭

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 7h

it's still on the Rouvie night list

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 11h

Many such cases
I, too, wish to be hoisted by a woman strong enough to do so, despite my e ongoing efforts to make that more difficult 🧡

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 11h

commits to the bits like a dril(l)

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 11h

I did 🥺👉👈

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 11h

I am highly susceptible to flattery, but also run self-deprecating lol. 🤭
My bench could be way better than it is

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 14h

One: Happy birthday 🥳
Two: Hot Brooke? 😳🧡

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 15h

I HAVE RETURNED! A SECOND CHANCE TO CLEAVE THEIR SKULLS!

Excellent! You now have a Horadric staff..

Whatcouldpossiblygowrong?

Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 1d

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 22h

Hmm... potential spookylucca bra reveal... 🤔🤭

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 22h

and then I get to have "Clever girl..." moments

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 23h

that specific calvin klein bralette is constantly flagged, for some reason

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 23h

Burnout plus the current political pressure cooker and unmitigated capitalism is a fuck and I hope you get a reprieve from some of it all soon. 🫂

Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 1d

I keep saying we need the dart guns from jurassic park loaded with estradiol undecylate and leuprolide

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Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy) @gymbrat.bsky.social · 1d

I do like solving puzzles 🧡

Reposted by Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2d

my opinion on this thing about hasan's dog kaya is that when she was jumping on me i feel like i would've noticed a shock collar lmao

kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 2d

The biggest criticism I can make about this is that he's a little snippy at Kaya. The collar is not a shock collar. Also your "reddit feed" is most likely LIVESTREAMFAILS which is a straight up pro Destiny/Ethan Klein/Asmongold subreddit. It's so sad to see people fall for this garbage.

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