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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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kraft mac n cheese has as much leftover potential as mcdonalds french fries
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
kraft mac n cheese has as much leftover potential as mcdonalds french fries
The stars, will they ever cease to dance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The stars, will they ever cease to dance?
I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
Having a death wish is selfish, wish for enough death for the rest of us.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Having a death wish is selfish, wish for enough death for the rest of us.
My game is like 98% shame.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My game is like 98% shame.
This is one of the very few times I was actually looking forward to people riffing on one of my jokes and I got two replies.
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is one of the very few times I was actually looking forward to people riffing on one of my jokes and I got two replies.
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Kinda disappointed that they stopped with Cocaine Bear, I thought we were getting a whole franchise. Like, Fentanyl Raccoon, Crystal Meth Squirrel, and Black Tar Heroin Capybara.
Hours should be shorter when you're at work and longer when you're at home
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hours should be shorter when you're at work and longer when you're at home
It's really weird looking around and realizing how bad everything is and still knowing it's somehow going to get worse.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's really weird looking around and realizing how bad everything is and still knowing it's somehow going to get worse.
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Hey y'all. I've started a gofundme for some medical bills from an er visit. If you can help, I will be eternally grateful. Thank you ilu ♥️
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hey y'all. I've started a gofundme for some medical bills from an er visit. If you can help, I will be eternally grateful. Thank you ilu ♥️
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
gofund.me/fb9d9a121
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Why can’t I sleep on Sunday nights, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why can’t I sleep on Sunday nights, Charlie Brown?
I was told there would be astral projection.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I was told there would be astral projection.
Where is my account based out of? Your Mother's bedroom, she has an eye for color schemes and these throw pillows are cute as heck.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Where is my account based out of? Your Mother's bedroom, she has an eye for color schemes and these throw pillows are cute as heck.
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I don't want a timer on my electric blanket. Don't turn off until my internal temperature reaches 163 degrees and my juices run clear.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don't want a timer on my electric blanket. Don't turn off until my internal temperature reaches 163 degrees and my juices run clear.
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got a pocket full of noodles & my homeboys do too
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
got a pocket full of noodles & my homeboys do too
Pragmatic? Actually, I prefer my prag standard.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pragmatic? Actually, I prefer my prag standard.
Why would I want to fry the air?
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why would I want to fry the air?
Torn between calling it a night or eating an entire bag of Doritos.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Torn between calling it a night or eating an entire bag of Doritos.
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Touch grass and become one with mother nature. Gaia's cradle has been expecting you. It's time to return.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Touch grass and become one with mother nature. Gaia's cradle has been expecting you. It's time to return.
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Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
Cut my fingernails too short, could one of you come over and pick my nose for me?
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Cut my fingernails too short, could one of you come over and pick my nose for me?
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I don't know when but I'll eventually piss you off
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don't know when but I'll eventually piss you off
It's like drinking a Tootsie Roll.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's like drinking a Tootsie Roll.
I'm starting to suspect I may not be everyone's favorite person to have ever lived.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm starting to suspect I may not be everyone's favorite person to have ever lived.
It comes and it goes...
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It comes and it goes...