Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊
@hawaiijeno.bsky.social
Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet
Pinned
I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
I’m so very tired of finding the fuck ups from folks that should have known better but decided to huff their own farts instead.
The silver lining is that the fuckers are gone at this point.
The silver lining is that the fuckers are gone at this point.
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m so very tired of finding the fuck ups from folks that should have known better but decided to huff their own farts instead.
The silver lining is that the fuckers are gone at this point.
The silver lining is that the fuckers are gone at this point.
Only one work week until a full week of vacation. Pray for me, Saints.
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Only one work week until a full week of vacation. Pray for me, Saints.
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DO NOT POST SCREENSHOTS OF GHOULISH SHIT PEOPLE SAY ON TWITTER ABOUT THIS RECENT INCIDENT.
WE KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS LIKE AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE AND NOT THERE.
thank you
WE KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS LIKE AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE AND NOT THERE.
thank you
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
DO NOT POST SCREENSHOTS OF GHOULISH SHIT PEOPLE SAY ON TWITTER ABOUT THIS RECENT INCIDENT.
WE KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS LIKE AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE AND NOT THERE.
thank you
WE KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS LIKE AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE AND NOT THERE.
thank you
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yall im losing it
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
yall im losing it
Clue is a holiday season movie.
I will not be taking questions on this.
I will not be taking questions on this.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Clue is a holiday season movie.
I will not be taking questions on this.
I will not be taking questions on this.
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If you need a laugh in the face of this terrible news weekend, not only does Austria have a speed skater named Alexander Farthofer, they also have one named Gabriel Odor. That's amazing, and I hope they both go to the Olympics so that maybe other people will notice and delight in this fact.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you need a laugh in the face of this terrible news weekend, not only does Austria have a speed skater named Alexander Farthofer, they also have one named Gabriel Odor. That's amazing, and I hope they both go to the Olympics so that maybe other people will notice and delight in this fact.
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Make getting pets for kids for Christmas illegal
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Make getting pets for kids for Christmas illegal
Not that hole
Shoe got stuck
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Not that hole
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Tonight Giljagaur, the second of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into the cow shed and steal milk.
All the children put a shoe out in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe out in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Tonight Giljagaur, the second of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He likes to sneak into the cow shed and steal milk.
All the children put a shoe out in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
All the children put a shoe out in the window for him to put a treat or a little gift in – if they have been good that is. The bad children get a potato.
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snow would be better if snow were warmer
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
snow would be better if snow were warmer
It’s like Uhf for hungry people
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s like Uhf for hungry people
🎶 Shooting at the walls of heartache 🎶
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎶 Shooting at the walls of heartache 🎶
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crazy to me that people.out there planning terror like so many better things to do like stay at home an take nap is even better i say
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
crazy to me that people.out there planning terror like so many better things to do like stay at home an take nap is even better i say
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me, being mauled by a dog: please make him stop.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
me, being mauled by a dog: please make him stop.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
the owner of the dog who is mauling me: it’s a she.
I’m not sorry when my almost 10 year old dog gets pissed off and holds your barely trained, barely socialized young pit down & scares the shit out of him because you’re too busy talking 150 feet away to pay attention to your dog that’s been harassing mine for a solid five minutes.
Do better.
Do better.
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m not sorry when my almost 10 year old dog gets pissed off and holds your barely trained, barely socialized young pit down & scares the shit out of him because you’re too busy talking 150 feet away to pay attention to your dog that’s been harassing mine for a solid five minutes.
Do better.
Do better.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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#Monarch on mistflower. Still seeing these around but we just had a strong cold front (for SE TX) blow in with temps going to freezing tonight so this may be the last we see of them for a while.
#SilentSunday #stunday #butterfly #photography #nature #insect #butterflyphotography #bloomscrolling
#SilentSunday #stunday #butterfly #photography #nature #insect #butterflyphotography #bloomscrolling
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
#Monarch on mistflower. Still seeing these around but we just had a strong cold front (for SE TX) blow in with temps going to freezing tonight so this may be the last we see of them for a while.
#SilentSunday #stunday #butterfly #photography #nature #insect #butterflyphotography #bloomscrolling
#SilentSunday #stunday #butterfly #photography #nature #insect #butterflyphotography #bloomscrolling
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BREE WOO BREE WOO
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
BREE WOO BREE WOO
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Secrets need an outlet. Use the Fesshole form: http://b3ta.com/addfess
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Secrets need an outlet. Use the Fesshole form: http://b3ta.com/addfess
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'The crow's song' by Catherine Hyde, UK illustrator and artist based in Cornwall #WomensArt
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
'The crow's song' by Catherine Hyde, UK illustrator and artist based in Cornwall #WomensArt
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My dog is almost 10 years old and it makes my heart hurt so very much.
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My dog is almost 10 years old and it makes my heart hurt so very much.