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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire

@hawaiijeno.bsky.social

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Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · Nov 21

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 3h

Once you’re over 40, getting 10,000 steps a day is meaningless. You just get to stay fat.

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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 3h

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Interdimensional Battlerappers, by Cashlin

from the album FREE

cashlin.bandcamp.com

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I’m okay with this. It means I can fart freely.

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I need this

SaschaJanssen 🎸 @saschajanssen.bsky.social · 12h

Ik wil dit dus in het kerstpakket van ons kantoor maar 1 van mijn compagnons is het er niet mee eens 😭😭

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I’m sorry. The good news is that it’s over now.

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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · Aug 9

GLORIOUS PELICAN FOOTAGE OMG HOW IS THIS MY LIFE 😭😭🪶

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

Would farting help?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4h

It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.

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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 4h

scientists say they are close to figuring out why pee is stored in the balls

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

Excellent movie

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 5h

the thing you gotta remember about guys over 6'2" is that they have definitely pissed in a sink and they will again

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I feel weird all the time.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

He’s more of a narcissistic opportunist than fitness freak. I think he’d do it for the exposure.

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I would have a baby just so I could give you my first born child for this.

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I am so, so sorry this happened to you.

This should not have happened to you. You don’t deserve this.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

💯

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

I dunno but it’s not like it wouldn’t work now and he’d probably work for $50 and a sub nowadays.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3h

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 4h

No one ever accused someone of having lust in their eyes on Days…no comparison.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 4h

Did Jersey Mike’s ever do an ad campaign with ‘The Situation’ from Jersey Shore? Seems like a natural move.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 4h

An HOA would be proof that I died and was now in hell.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 4h

I’ll find out what it feels like to file bankruptcy in the afterlife

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bubbles 🫧💕 @imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social · Aug 27

if you're looking for a sign... this is it

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 4h

Fuckaduck

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Rhinan Laville @rhinanlaville.bsky.social · 4h

For my bass players!!

Now's the time to dust off those old school rock n roll chops for Halloween-adjacent songs!

- The Searchers, Love Potion No. 9
- Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs, Little Red Riding Hood
- CCR, Bad Moon Rising
- Frenzy & I Put a Spell on You, Screamin' Jay Hawkins

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