Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊
@hawaiijeno.bsky.social
Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet
Never doin’ no harm
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Never doin’ no harm
I had no idea Al Jarreau had a Phd
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I had no idea Al Jarreau had a Phd
I like to put them in the freezer for a little bit.
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I like to put them in the freezer for a little bit.
And it saves so much time!
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
And it saves so much time!
I think we need them more
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I think we need them more
I’m spending today in and out of consciousness in bed with nyquil, soup and my inhalers.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m spending today in and out of consciousness in bed with nyquil, soup and my inhalers.
I feel this in my bones
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I feel this in my bones
Thank you for sharing this!!
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Thank you for sharing this!!
Eddie Murphy’s Velvet Jones is my favorite SNL character.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Eddie Murphy’s Velvet Jones is my favorite SNL character.
They won’t forget this. Mark my words.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
They won’t forget this. Mark my words.
Waiting out the clock Christmas cookies?
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Waiting out the clock Christmas cookies?
Rye, sourdough or pumpernickel in that order
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rye, sourdough or pumpernickel in that order
Remember to dip yourself in hand sanitizer every 10 minutes. The filth is wildin’ out there.
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Remember to dip yourself in hand sanitizer every 10 minutes. The filth is wildin’ out there.
As usual I’m not gonna fight with anyone about my shitty takes. I’m overtired and sick and brain dumping feels a little better.
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As usual I’m not gonna fight with anyone about my shitty takes. I’m overtired and sick and brain dumping feels a little better.
Talking about politics all the time is not a personality. Figure out who the fuck you are before spouting off about how the world should be.
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Talking about politics all the time is not a personality. Figure out who the fuck you are before spouting off about how the world should be.
A giant nest of blankets on the bed is better than a perfectly made bed
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A giant nest of blankets on the bed is better than a perfectly made bed
I’ve never watched Titanic or ET all the way through and I don’t want to.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’ve never watched Titanic or ET all the way through and I don’t want to.
I blame my mother’s fear of hospitals for how fucked up my ears, nose and throat are. Yes, she did her best BUT A 5 YEAR OLD SHOULDN’T HAVE TONSILLITIS FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I blame my mother’s fear of hospitals for how fucked up my ears, nose and throat are. Yes, she did her best BUT A 5 YEAR OLD SHOULDN’T HAVE TONSILLITIS FOR A WHOLE YEAR.