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34. Tired. Retired human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
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@ovaryaction.bsky.social
· Oct 13
It's okay WiFi connection, I'm unstable too.
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"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
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Removing the pillowcase before humping my pillow so I can get pregnant again
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Removing the pillowcase before humping my pillow so I can get pregnant again
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i always assumed it started at one regardless of how long its takes you to start counting
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i always assumed it started at one regardless of how long its takes you to start counting
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the three second rule starts over if you’re not ready
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the three second rule starts over if you’re not ready
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A whale watching trip can become a whale kissing trip if the captain is brave and you know what to say to the whale.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A whale watching trip can become a whale kissing trip if the captain is brave and you know what to say to the whale.
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"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
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I think it just oozes out the top on its own
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think it just oozes out the top on its own
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He’s also a Scientologist. Which explains a lot
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He’s also a Scientologist. Which explains a lot
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Ewwww why is this so easy to immediately understand?
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Ewwww why is this so easy to immediately understand?
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Saw a comment where someone described newsom as someone who secretes his own hair gel and I can't stop thinking how accurate that is
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Saw a comment where someone described newsom as someone who secretes his own hair gel and I can't stop thinking how accurate that is
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I love a good soup joke. Pho real
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love a good soup joke. Pho real
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this is going to sound like a stoned guy thought but it is wild how candles work. absolutely one of those things that we invented through trial and error that we never would have figured out through the application of principles
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this is going to sound like a stoned guy thought but it is wild how candles work. absolutely one of those things that we invented through trial and error that we never would have figured out through the application of principles
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i saw a tiktok with a bazillion views by a guy who works at McDonalds recounting this lady who lost her mind screaming at him because they couldn’t make her a “daily double,” something he said they don’t make. I just saw a McD’s commercial where they say daily double. somewhere her head is exploding
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i saw a tiktok with a bazillion views by a guy who works at McDonalds recounting this lady who lost her mind screaming at him because they couldn’t make her a “daily double,” something he said they don’t make. I just saw a McD’s commercial where they say daily double. somewhere her head is exploding
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Was it not simple to begin with? I thought everyone already knew tarantino was an asshole and that his opinions arent worth much
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Was it not simple to begin with? I thought everyone already knew tarantino was an asshole and that his opinions arent worth much
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Finding out Quentin Tarantino is a zionist and Paul Dano is pro-Palestine makes all this so much simpler.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Finding out Quentin Tarantino is a zionist and Paul Dano is pro-Palestine makes all this so much simpler.
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"I can't remember: were things this bad when—"
No. No, they weren't
No. No, they weren't
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"I can't remember: were things this bad when—"
No. No, they weren't
No. No, they weren't
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if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together
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Why is it acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except our own?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Why is it acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except our own?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
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eating weed gummies around the house like im taking molly in the club
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
eating weed gummies around the house like im taking molly in the club
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Today feels like a good day to slip into a warm bowl of soup.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today feels like a good day to slip into a warm bowl of soup.
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Half of Labour’s policies are just “work or die“ and the other half are “just die“ cause you don’t deserve to be part of our society
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Half of Labour’s policies are just “work or die“ and the other half are “just die“ cause you don’t deserve to be part of our society
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