Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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Butlerian Jihad anticipator. No gods, no kings.
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phasmatic.bsky.social
I was going there but someone else said Dallas Buyers Club and that’s even better considering Kid Wegovy’s gaunt features.
phasmatic.bsky.social
The other big test is that you have to eat a slice without a knife and fork.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Congratulations on nailing that sweet nexus between “that’s far too graphic” and “so plausible it must be true”
phasmatic.bsky.social
My kid once ordered strawberry with strawberry cream cheese.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Because you don’t care for jalapeño, or the combo doesn’t work for you?
phasmatic.bsky.social
You get your drugs and they also pay you ten times what they’re worth!

I don’t see how anyone could think this was a bad idea tbh
phasmatic.bsky.social
Could you get elected with a cream cheese and lox on jalapeño?
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jimdaleywrites.bsky.social
I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.

A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.
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davelevitan.bsky.social
This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

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phasmatic.bsky.social
It’s funny to visit Alamogodno and see German dishes on the menu in restaurants.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
We never incited violence, we just called this guy a member of antifa who funded terrorism and told our followers to pay him a visit ha ha and then a totally unrelated group of people threatened to murder him in front of his students ha ha
"The petition to disband our Turning Point chapter is blatantly defamatory," Ava Kwan, outreach coordinator for the Turning Point USA chapter at Rutgers, told Fox News Digital in a statement.
"The accusations of 'inciting violence' and 'making threats' are complete lies," Kwan said. "The same people claiming we're suppressing their free speech are actively trying to silence us for speaking the truth. It's not just ironic, it's hypocritical and absurd." 
tpusa_rutgers Do you want to become a socialist? If so, make sure to pay this professor a visit!!!! All jokes aside help us report this professor who has ties to Antifa which now is designated as a domestic terrorist organization. DO YOUR PART AND HELP MAKE RUTGERS A PLACE FOR ALL STUDENTS TO LEARN WITHOUT BECOMING A RADICAL SOCIALIST
phasmatic.bsky.social
In AP English in high school our teacher did the thing where people take turns reading the play aloud. I thought it was gonna be the longest two weeks of my life, until she followed it with another interminable reading of The Metamorphosis.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
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lyndab08.bsky.social
This is Brighton Park, the neighborhood where a U.S. Border Patrol agent also shot a woman earlier today. It is a predominantly Latine community on the southwest side.
lordnad.bsky.social
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Please don’t read this as homophobic, either. It’s weird to post this kind of knob slobbering hero worship of someone you know, much less some famous misogynist abuser.
phasmatic.bsky.social
It’s not science if you don’t assume your conclusion before doing the experiment.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Schumer trying to chaise some of Gavin’s clout.
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Someone like JD Vance, who has been on the receiving end of a lot of insinuations, should know to couch his language more carefully.

Anyways, I’ll be here, ready to make a deal to save Americans’ health care and reopen the federal government that Republicans shut down.
A headline from the New York Post reads: “JD Vance calls Chuck Schumer ‘one of the most famous Palestinians’”
phasmatic.bsky.social
What are you trying to say?
phasmatic.bsky.social
I’m not a fan of the federal land giveaways for solar that absolutely destroy the intact desert ecosystem at those sites. But I suspect they’ve already bladed the roads and killed the tortoises and spread the weeds. So now we have a lose-lose situation, a Trump specialty.
phasmatic.bsky.social
Hoover Dam won’t make 2 gigawatts when Lake Mead finishes drying up due to climate change.