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ceej @ceej.online · 15h

amelia earhart didn’t “go missing.” she flew through a portal to the land of the lost and entered into a homosexual relationship with a sleestak

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12h

Wombat insulting another wombat: You little cube-shaped shit

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 15h

I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 14h

thank u for tedding to my cum talk

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 10h

*drinking a fuckton of water

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1d

why won't santa fuck me

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16h

Ah fuck it I’m making pumpkin martinis and putting in my kids’ old VHS tape of Barney’s Halloween Party

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 16h

How to thumbs up your way to divorce in three easy steps.

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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1d

squirrels of mount nut

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Balz Gross
www.homburger.ch/en/team/balz...

Balz Gross

Homburger

www.homburger.ch

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 1d

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d

People say they enjoy reading my posts while their wives are being screwed by other men

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

you’d think being an asshole online was a job qualification around here

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 1d

No 🥺

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so fucking sorry, I’ll leave you alone!…-me trying to flirt.

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 1d

It's why we all do drugs.

Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 2d

I just learned that squirrels commit to memory where hundreds and hundreds of nuts are buried by creating a “mental spatial map of their environment and using landmarks”. I won’t be able to rest now thinking of their poor little overworked minds.

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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 2d

I just learned that squirrels commit to memory where hundreds and hundreds of nuts are buried by creating a “mental spatial map of their environment and using landmarks”. I won’t be able to rest now thinking of their poor little overworked minds.