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Shit ain’t funny. Trick or treat?

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · Aug 9

It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 41m

Montage incoming because though she’s fallen silent not worried stumpers right fucking there

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 53m

Luckily, nope.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 57m

Auto delete the last 5 things I post every night could be something I set up a cashapp for.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not unkind I’m not trying to mean but I don’t think i can feel comfortable too slowly outside of what I know

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

I’m sure it’s been said before but, Ahh, AHHH! We made it thru another blessed day without screaming endlessly. Periodically perhaps, but congrats either way.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

Would it be okay if I used this repeatedly forever or would people get mad*der than if I said new stuff that I thought was funny, going forward?

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2d

I was gonna say something but then I didn’t. Somebody give me a head pat.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

Normalcy is fully based on ourselves I’m pretty sure because I know me and all you fuckers are different. Hope we all understand each other on that, weirdo.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

If I unfollow you and then block and then follow you again, don’t worry. I’m just trying make sure you still don’t like me 🥰

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

My living rooms open.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

Who even the fuck are you?!

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not saying nothing else I’m so sorry 🫠

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2h

yut…

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2h

“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2h

Volcano*

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2h

I will refrain from posting that tornado on fire for at least a couple days. An itty bitty giant mountain. Whoops again sorry. I’ll give it a couple days..

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve heard about you too and as much as I talk shit when we’re together hoping I get to know you, I’ve said nothing but good things when you are not around. 🖕😘🥰

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2h

One way streets should be beaten to death by everyone that claim to believe in decency and justice.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 2h

Such good advice honestly.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 3h

I’m so glad I get to piss in the pool and for the most part, nobody notices.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 3h

Welp. Poems are pretty much songs right? I’ll get on it.

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 3h

One thing I’ve learned that’s been really helpful is that I am not and I never have been a very good person. That realization has sometimes SOMETIMES, made me try, strive?..towards being a bit kinder. Work in progress…
But I’ll always be infected by things I’d never be able to choose to disinfect.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 3h

I watched all of those unfortunately and as much as I loved how many buildings they blew up indiscriminately on a supposed rescue mission in the first one… I really did enjoy prey.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 4h

Nope not playing this chain.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 4h

Hasn’t happened yet..

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 4h

Bet you couldn’t guess the amount of cats have me. Nope. It’s so many more.

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