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One of my favorite actors is Mary-Louise Parker-Posey.
alizerin.bsky.social
I just learned that squirrels commit to memory where hundreds and hundreds of nuts are buried by creating a “mental spatial map of their environment and using landmarks”. I won’t be able to rest now thinking of their poor little overworked minds.
alizerin.bsky.social
If the Republicans had a real argument against the healthcare extension they would be making it instead of making jokes.
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jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
I want to crawl into the washer with my laundry and come out fresh and clean.
alizerin.bsky.social
Did I pop the back of my collar on purpose or did I get dressed in the dark? It’s hard to tell.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
I tripped on the light fantastic and I can’t get up.
alizerin.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall has passed away from natural causes. I admired her, she led an exemplary life, kind, quiet, and yet powerful in her way.
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alizerin.bsky.social
Are you a man who deplores gentility and can kill and demoralize people with no qualms? If so you meet Hegseth’s set of the highest male standards…but the rest of us think you’re psychopaths.
alizerin.bsky.social
What a trippy commercial, woman sees a mushroom making coffee in her kitchen and then sees it visiting her neighbor. Good song.
alizerin.bsky.social
Yay. I didn’t kill them after all. These are now hung in my pantry and should keep for months if I can wait that long to make sauce.
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alizerin.bsky.social
I must show these off before I eventually kill them by overwatering. My Piennolo tomato seeds have sprouted.
alizerin.bsky.social
Last night I started to feel the rapture coming on but then I got a leg cramp.
alizerin.bsky.social
It’s soothing and satisfying until you realize it’s timed and then it’s 9th grade gym class all over again
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natesmith.dev
kinda looking forward to the rapture's effect on the housing crisis. renovating churches into tall-ceiling apartments. entire neighborhoods move-in-ready, furnished.
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alexblechman.bsky.social
The FDA has banned the Heimlich Maneuver. They said “The food belongs in your throat. It is happy down there.”
alizerin.bsky.social
Just ask Laurie Partridge or Gilligan.
alizerin.bsky.social
I awoke to the steady sound of acorns falling on the cars below.
alizerin.bsky.social
Back in the 60s if you got clonked on your head while wearing wire braces you could start broadcasting radio stations out of your mouth.
alizerin.bsky.social
Hey FCC those mergers shouldn’t go through anyhow. We don’t need more media monopolies.
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muyrando.bsky.social
Before you get a black bag put over your head and thrown into the back of an unmarked van, make sure you get out an unmuffled "I TOLD YOU SO!"
alizerin.bsky.social
I remember a time when the thing that made me outraged were the couples on HGTV’s House Hunters.
alizerin.bsky.social
You join the military to honor the Constitution not the memory of a person who had a very biased viewpoint.