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jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
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Shouting into the wind. Stunned by reality. Often shooting blanks. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 7h
Nostalgic for the days when this was true.
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#philosophy #wisdom #virtue #stoic
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 11h
Everyone is Bugs Bunny in their own heads.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 13h
I was expecting snacks or something. I don’t know why I come here anymore.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 15h
Is it terrible to make fun a terrible things?
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 17h
As the old saying goes, another day, another institution, tradition, or convention utterly perverted and corrupted.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 19h
There’s nothing like a good night’s sleep to improve your outlook and that was nothing like a good night’s sleep.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 22h
What? I’m awake again? When will it end?
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 22h
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
I’m too hungry to sleep and too tired to eat.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
The problem with our country is that we cannot all agree on whether we are having “dinner” or “supper”.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
White Shade of Pale is a parable about the horrors of selecting paint color for your living room.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
I have this song lyric stuck in my head but I can’t remember any of the words.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
He is what you would get if Little Lord Fauntleroy and Lord Voldemort had a child.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
Sentence found in the wild: “When it comes to Costco's three-year-aged ham, each pig freely roams on a minimum of 2.5 acres per individual pig, in the Valle De Los Pedroches of Southern Spain.” I guess that means they last roamed in 2022, a happier simpler time.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1d
Posse comitatus sounds so dirty.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
Describe my BlueSky account in one image.
a man in a cowboy hat and mustache is standing in a room
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and mustache is standing in a room
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
Describe my BlueSky account in one image.
a man in a cowboy hat and mustache is standing in a room
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and mustache is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
In the cold of the night, a shiver runs down your spine. Stop looking at the news and go to bed.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
For your just desert, it’s cacti and scorpions and sand. (Might take you a minute to get this one.)
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
Hollow pasta is such a gyp.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
Aliens came down last night and took me into their spaceship. I found myself paralyzed on a table for hours. It was the most relaxation I’ve had in years. I scheduled another appointment for next week.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
Do you think there are any creatures other than humans that have a real understanding of how fucked up human beings actually are?
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
When you discover that your alt text is the same as your regular text. #alttext
Skeleton in a top hat leaning on a stack of books with titles on the spine: Book of Poisons; Hexes and Charms; and Spells.
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
What would you like to share?
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jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2d
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one can talk to a horse, of course. Or, I guess you can talk to it but it can’t talk back. They don’t have the same kind of vocal cords. Or brains. They just don’t think in language. You can’t have a conversation with a horse. Okay.