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I’m prepared to like whatever dumb thing you say
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Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
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I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
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What’s the frequency, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What’s the frequency, Charlie Brown?
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Charlie Brown and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Charlie Brown and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
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I hope you pooped on company time today
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I hope you pooped on company time today
Some of you are too serious
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Some of you are too serious
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: mine
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I would like a redo..life.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I would like a redo..life.
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Large accounts if you aren't reposting small accounts your doing it all wrong. *I'm not a small account*
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Large accounts if you aren't reposting small accounts your doing it all wrong. *I'm not a small account*
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My purpose in life is to make things worse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My purpose in life is to make things worse.
Would you look at that…
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Would you look at that…
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Sorry I left you on read, I had to google your shorthand
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sorry I left you on read, I had to google your shorthand
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I’m capable of so much dumber
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m capable of so much dumber
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I put the 'me' in stupid
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I put the 'me' in stupid
Sorry I left you on read, I had to google your shorthand
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sorry I left you on read, I had to google your shorthand
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I need Rudolph's red nose to find my way to your hol---heart.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I need Rudolph's red nose to find my way to your hol---heart.
I’m capable of so much dumber
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m capable of so much dumber
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to be clear, I am pro big titty and little titty and everything in between :)
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
to be clear, I am pro big titty and little titty and everything in between :)
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david duchovny doesn’t love you and he’s keeping why a secret
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
david duchovny doesn’t love you and he’s keeping why a secret
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I’m one bad day from staging my abduction and disappearing into the woods
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m one bad day from staging my abduction and disappearing into the woods
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
Charlie Brown and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Charlie Brown and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
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They're all going to laugh at you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They're all going to laugh at you, Charlie Brown
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I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown