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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · Feb 21

🔫 Let me take you out for breakfast.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1d

Typical conversation between Blinky and Blinky Jr.:

Me: You suck

Her: You swallow

Me: I shoulda

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1d

If they don't let you baby bird their spunk in their mouth after a blowjob, are they really the one?

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cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes the stripper really does like you

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 13h

You can eat the middle out of my cinnamon roll if you wanna

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

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Spinal Tap - Backstage/Mini-Bread catastrophe

YouTube video by Mark Jennings

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 1d

I got bully on the record player so stfu

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A Love Profound by Bully on Apple Music

Song · 2023 · Duration 4:05

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1d

I'm trying my best!!

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 1d

I gotta be honest, I was a little disappointed in the low quality finger sandwiches at last night’s antifa meeting

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2d

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 3d

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 3d

It was originally called 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘛𝘰 𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘺, but when they moved to the city and changed up their entire image, so did the song

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 10d

I absolutely cannot stop living my life by the #1 rule, which is party

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry, I reposted your accidental nude but ha ha ha butt

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 3d

The fundraiser I had on Instagram for teenage cancer has ended after 30 days and I raised $25 (because I donated $25 myself)

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India Ramey @indiaramey.bsky.social · 7d

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India Ramey @indiaramey.bsky.social · 4d

I am beyond pleased to announce I have signed with @blueelanrecords.bsky.social through Copaco Records by Eric Corne and I have a new single out today!! It’s PERFECT for Halloween playlists!!! It’s called Six Feet Under. Got after it y’all! 🖤 💀

Blue Élan Records @blueelanrecords.bsky.social · 4d

Copaco/Blue Élan Records is thrilled to welcome outlaw country siren @indiaramey.bsky.social to the roster. Today she drops the first taste of what’s to come with her brand-new single, “Six Feet Under.” Full song at indiaramey.lnk.to/sixfeetunder

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

Me: I don’t know what to believe anymore

Crystal Light: OK so fuck me I guess

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

Hey, do you guys remember 2014 when Alaska legalized recreational marijuana and I tweeted “yo, it’s baked alaska” and a link to the article

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

If I ever find myself unable to walk I think instead of a wheelchair I would rather ride a horse, preferably one that is in a wheelchair

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

If you’re wondering whether she’s any good at hand jobs start playing an AC/DC song on your phone and if she says “who’s that?” she’s lying

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

Just think, in only 50,000 more years our genitalia will look like USB ports and USB jacks

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4d

When Taylor Swift sang, “Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like you,” was she endorsing eugenics?

In this essay, I wi--

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 4d

An important step in the friend making process is the ritualistic smelling of each other’s fingers. It is a revealing exchange of information which clarifies exactly the type of person you are dealing with

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Ian Fortified with Sexy (but spooky) Vitamins @ianfortey.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, you love Halloween?

Name the 31 Most Hallowed Weens.

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