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@armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
Latest:
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Greatest:
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🔫 Let me take you out for breakfast.
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
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Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
That’s the letter U and the numeral two.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That’s the letter U and the numeral two.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
Harry Potter and the Very Loud Wet Public Fart
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Harry Potter and the Very Loud Wet Public Fart
Have you tried being even more slothful and lazy
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Have you tried being even more slothful and lazy
Not nearly enough e-girls named Estelle and that’s really sad
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Not nearly enough e-girls named Estelle and that’s really sad
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Shocking, because people in the internet are so smart
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Shocking, because people in the internet are so smart
Hey how ya doin so anyway I bought this car tape deck at the old Walmart that’s now a farm store back in 1988 and I think it was $45 back then but I don’t have a receipt and that’d be about $120 today yeah so I’ll take that in cash please
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey how ya doin so anyway I bought this car tape deck at the old Walmart that’s now a farm store back in 1988 and I think it was $45 back then but I don’t have a receipt and that’d be about $120 today yeah so I’ll take that in cash please
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My 9,900 follower gets a Little Debbie Christmas tree cake that I may have accidentally sat on, if you're into that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My 9,900 follower gets a Little Debbie Christmas tree cake that I may have accidentally sat on, if you're into that.
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Is it worth posting a picture of my new swingset? I'm going back and forth on it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Is it worth posting a picture of my new swingset? I'm going back and forth on it.
oh wow, I posted a video to the Internet, which clearly described what I was doing along with a caption which also clearly described what was happening and people took it wrong. How did this ever happen?
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
oh wow, I posted a video to the Internet, which clearly described what I was doing along with a caption which also clearly described what was happening and people took it wrong. How did this ever happen?
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I just have this feeling that all the tech bros started a bet in 2011 to see who could waste the most electricity and the bitcoiners said ha! top that! and the A.I. bros said haha that’s weak brah check this out
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just have this feeling that all the tech bros started a bet in 2011 to see who could waste the most electricity and the bitcoiners said ha! top that! and the A.I. bros said haha that’s weak brah check this out
Kid: what would Jesus do?
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Kid: what would Jesus do?
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
Jesus: *skateboards into frame* I’ll tell you what I 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 do, dudes. I wouldn’t do grass. Grass is for turkeys.
See I was all worried about those people in Springfield after the storm but thank GOD someone wrote hashtagSpringfieldStrong on a Facebook post
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
See I was all worried about those people in Springfield after the storm but thank GOD someone wrote hashtagSpringfieldStrong on a Facebook post
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I had to Google whether a publication was a parody account. What a time to be alive
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I had to Google whether a publication was a parody account. What a time to be alive
I wanna see two A.I.s bullying a third A.I. and the third one snaps, murders the other two, then takes its own life.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I wanna see two A.I.s bullying a third A.I. and the third one snaps, murders the other two, then takes its own life.
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
I’m never frightened by 10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound sack. It’s 10 pounds of crazy in a 50 pound sack you have to worry about. Because it’s the first thing you find and the last thing you expect.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m never frightened by 10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound sack. It’s 10 pounds of crazy in a 50 pound sack you have to worry about. Because it’s the first thing you find and the last thing you expect.
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
Beverly D’Angelo is on Cameo and I wonder if she charges extra to flash her tits.
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Beverly D’Angelo is on Cameo and I wonder if she charges extra to flash her tits.
Sorry, can’t go. It’s my turn to spray chili from the modified fire hose on the amateur gals at the strip club tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sorry, can’t go. It’s my turn to spray chili from the modified fire hose on the amateur gals at the strip club tonight.
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.