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@jordangerous.bsky.social

5.8K followers 630 following 3.6K posts

I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · Oct 19

Person: So, how would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally, I guess.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 13m

The title means born in suffering/pain, which is about right for my fellow yugos

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

My culture is not a costume.

Package of a Halloween costume it says spirit, Gothic, which includes dress hat belt, and it has a woman dressed in the image which is costume with a pointy hat

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 47m

Next question is do you have a life, job, or common sense? And I’ll follloe that up with if you spent like thirty seconds reviewing my profile, you’d see I’m the further thing from a pickme, in fact, you’re a pickme for other Swift loons. Have a nice life!

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 55m

Do these taylor swift diehards know they’re in a cult?

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 57m

Lol you’re in a cult.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 6h

Oh fuck. The horror!

Screenshot showing posts have run dry and Bluesky is switching me to the Discover tab.

I used to enjoy it. Now it's worse than Halloween.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

Wearing a funyun like a nose ring.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 6h

I guess I gotta mute Mastodon as a word now.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 8h

[ scrubs dog barf out of carpet ]

[ checks for abs ]

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 9h

If you’ve never driven in a firebird with T tops, you’re too young for me, bro.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 11h

You can just grab the stick and pull it out of your ass, you know! It doesn’t have to stay there forever!

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 22h

Oh I’m supposed to be impressed that you’re a hydraulic engineer? So are beavers.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 22h

I saw someone say in a comment section that Taylor Swift makes music for women who give toothy head and I haven’t stopped laughing since.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 22h

You’re not truly liberated until you start appreciating sensible undergarments

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

My culture is not a costume.

Package of a Halloween costume it says spirit, Gothic, which includes dress hat belt, and it has a woman dressed in the image which is costume with a pointy hat

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes when I get in the bath I’m like woah this is slippery Mac n cheese

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my God, you’re so nice. Honestly, this is great.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

There goes my hero

abcnews.go.com/US/woman-all...

Woman allegedly used dating apps to rob older men, say police

Adva Lavie has been accused of using dating apps to meet older men and burglarize their homes in LA, according to police.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

My birthday is in a week. You still have plenty of time to get me something. 😘

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, thank you!

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

Same

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

baseball players have dump trucks