snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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snargleplax
@snargleplax.bsky.social
· Feb 16
everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite
me: no fuck you take more
me: no fuck you take more
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
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‘hey, is there food in there?’
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
‘hey, is there food in there?’
"Get away from her, you bitch."
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"Get away from her, you bitch."
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But Doctor, *I* am Frankenstein
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
But Doctor, *I* am Frankenstein
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babe please tell me you didn't spend $45,000 on "frankenstein's car"
January 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
babe please tell me you didn't spend $45,000 on "frankenstein's car"
blaming the poor for being rich
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
blaming the poor for being rich
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Media doing the dog meme while the contradictions of capitalism intensify.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Media doing the dog meme while the contradictions of capitalism intensify.
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the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
YOU'RE stuck in here with ME, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
YOU'RE stuck in here with ME, Charlie Brown.
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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Charlie Brown.
it's a fast-moving-target-rich environment
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
it's a fast-moving-target-rich environment
Waiting for my teeth to ripen and wondering if they'll taste different once they do
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Waiting for my teeth to ripen and wondering if they'll taste different once they do
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CHOOSING THE BEAR
12th grade girls are now less likely to say they want to get married someday
1993: 83%
2023: 61%
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
1993: 83%
2023: 61%
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
CHOOSING THE BEAR
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goatee should be spelled goatęę
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
goatee should be spelled goatęę
It's easy to solve light insomnia.
Just turn off the light.
Just turn off the light.
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's easy to solve light insomnia.
Just turn off the light.
Just turn off the light.
holy shit a talking muffin
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
holy shit a talking muffin
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pushing my luck is all the exercise i need
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
pushing my luck is all the exercise i need
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you're not allowed to be mad at me for the things I say on the computer btw I'm neurodivergent
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
you're not allowed to be mad at me for the things I say on the computer btw I'm neurodivergent
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when i am elected president of the united states of whatever, every person in america will be issued a friend named alex so that they have someone to scream to when they're drunk.
ALLLEEEEEEEEECKS I AM DRUNK
(try it even if you're sober, and tell me that wasn't fun.)
ALLLEEEEEEEEECKS I AM DRUNK
(try it even if you're sober, and tell me that wasn't fun.)
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
when i am elected president of the united states of whatever, every person in america will be issued a friend named alex so that they have someone to scream to when they're drunk.
ALLLEEEEEEEEECKS I AM DRUNK
(try it even if you're sober, and tell me that wasn't fun.)
ALLLEEEEEEEEECKS I AM DRUNK
(try it even if you're sober, and tell me that wasn't fun.)
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fave piece of art is from a 7 year old
she titled ‘bad hair day’
she titled ‘bad hair day’
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
fave piece of art is from a 7 year old
she titled ‘bad hair day’
she titled ‘bad hair day’
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A friend invited me to play wheelchair basketball today & altho I'm bad at basketball in general, it was a good time! Wheelchairs are shockingly intuitive to use (tho I guess sports chairs are lighter/easier to handle, which makes sense). My fave was when everyone stopped bothering to keep score c:
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A friend invited me to play wheelchair basketball today & altho I'm bad at basketball in general, it was a good time! Wheelchairs are shockingly intuitive to use (tho I guess sports chairs are lighter/easier to handle, which makes sense). My fave was when everyone stopped bothering to keep score c: