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snargleplax

@snargleplax.bsky.social

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Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · Feb 16

everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite

me: no fuck you take more

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 59m

More like ceasers

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1h

i was making out with somebody
and they tongued me their gum and said it has been chewed for
over two hundred years and now
i have to find someone else to pass it along to or i will become a gum monster but then i just spat it out cuz thats gross and now my whole body is sticky and im downtown putting dirty pieces of gum in my mouth trying to find the right one

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 3h

when your plot gets twust

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 6h

Mission: Opossumal

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 6h

Socrates going around pestering important people in Athens about the fundamental nature of gender

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dame @dame.is · 16h

jaywalking should be called “vibe crossing”

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11h

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 12h

Who called it a tight friend circle and not condensed ilk?

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 13h

such behavior should be universally pained

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18h

The finest

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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 18h

my golden nose blows electrified snot

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19h

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

jimminy crispix

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like you're all set!

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

finally someone notices

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

if you don't do any work you'll never work a day in your life

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

designating rabiosexuals as a domestic terror group

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

oh no it broke right in half

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

My dad caught me reading a prologue once and he made me read the whole book in one sitting so I'd learn to hate it.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

hate to let a urology holiday pass unobserved

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

Seychelles is a tax haven, does that count?

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

To you, when you get top comment:

Nice job. We're all so proud of you. You earned this.

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 1d

foreskin kisses

is this anything?

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

🎵Just like the right wing chud
sings a song sounds like he's singin
wah baby wah, said wah🎵

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

*slaps the hood and it all just falls apart*

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2d

Then Jesus said unto the sick "Fuck off. You're not insured. "

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2d

@SaintYeeter

Doctors are just scamming you if they say you have internal bleeding. Thats where blood is supposed to be dumbass

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