Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸
@patrickworld.bsky.social
Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. DMs only. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼
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2026 better contain bug fixes and improvements
I was just at your moms store but I guess she went out for lunch
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I was just at your moms store but I guess she went out for lunch
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[narrator] and they all laughed hysterically when he died
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
[narrator] and they all laughed hysterically when he died
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Weird being on here and getting lectured. 2026 and mthrfkrs still don’t get jokes. Noted
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Weird being on here and getting lectured. 2026 and mthrfkrs still don’t get jokes. Noted
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Scott Adams, inventor of the Dilldo, has died
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Scott Adams, inventor of the Dilldo, has died
I’m in the office today and in the car on the way in, the cable for my phone died. I had to stream music over Bluetooth, and I had no maps. I found my way here no problem though. Anyway, I’ve worked here for 8 years
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I’m in the office today and in the car on the way in, the cable for my phone died. I had to stream music over Bluetooth, and I had no maps. I found my way here no problem though. Anyway, I’ve worked here for 8 years
Really just cramming more garbage into the bin so I don’t have to empty it outside
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media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Really just cramming more garbage into the bin so I don’t have to empty it outside
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I knew we weren’t going to survive as a species when people couldn’t just drink without a straw.
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I knew we weren’t going to survive as a species when people couldn’t just drink without a straw.
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Imagining my father’s face if I had told him I get e-mails from my vacuum cleaner.
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Imagining my father’s face if I had told him I get e-mails from my vacuum cleaner.
Heard you was talkin' shit
January 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Heard you was talkin' shit
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Lee Morgan
The Cooker (1958)
Lee Morgan - trumpet
Pepper Adams - baritone sax
Bobby Timmons - piano
Paul Chambers - bass
Philly Joe Jones - drums
My favorite tracks
“A Night In Tunisia”
youtu.be/AXYtFqXBGTU?si
“New-Ma”
youtu.be/oUydE2537JQ?...
#JazzSky #MusicSky
The Cooker (1958)
Lee Morgan - trumpet
Pepper Adams - baritone sax
Bobby Timmons - piano
Paul Chambers - bass
Philly Joe Jones - drums
My favorite tracks
“A Night In Tunisia”
youtu.be/AXYtFqXBGTU?si
“New-Ma”
youtu.be/oUydE2537JQ?...
#JazzSky #MusicSky
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Lee Morgan
The Cooker (1958)
Lee Morgan - trumpet
Pepper Adams - baritone sax
Bobby Timmons - piano
Paul Chambers - bass
Philly Joe Jones - drums
My favorite tracks
“A Night In Tunisia”
youtu.be/AXYtFqXBGTU?si
“New-Ma”
youtu.be/oUydE2537JQ?...
#JazzSky #MusicSky
The Cooker (1958)
Lee Morgan - trumpet
Pepper Adams - baritone sax
Bobby Timmons - piano
Paul Chambers - bass
Philly Joe Jones - drums
My favorite tracks
“A Night In Tunisia”
youtu.be/AXYtFqXBGTU?si
“New-Ma”
youtu.be/oUydE2537JQ?...
#JazzSky #MusicSky
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I could never figure out why anyone gave a fuck about Winona Ryder shoplifting.
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I could never figure out why anyone gave a fuck about Winona Ryder shoplifting.
Unrelated; where’s Burt getting all these bees from? 🤷🏾♂️
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Unrelated; where’s Burt getting all these bees from? 🤷🏾♂️
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My cat (he’s very private)
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My cat (he’s very private)
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Are you there God It’s me. God? Helloooo?
welp guess he’s not picking up
welp guess he’s not picking up
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Are you there God It’s me. God? Helloooo?
welp guess he’s not picking up
welp guess he’s not picking up
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Folds: I wouldn’t touch the place while it’s nuclear right now. Even if I’m just going to be a total capitalist about it, it’s like, yeah, let the market speak. How’s the Kennedy Center doing? Oops. Don’t play there. That venue can’t draw crowds. They don’t know what they’re doing there.
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Folds: I wouldn’t touch the place while it’s nuclear right now. Even if I’m just going to be a total capitalist about it, it’s like, yeah, let the market speak. How’s the Kennedy Center doing? Oops. Don’t play there. That venue can’t draw crowds. They don’t know what they’re doing there.
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when the hamburger is ready the help will appear
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
when the hamburger is ready the help will appear
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the hamburger has to really want the help
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
the hamburger has to really want the help
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my decision to do bangs
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
my decision to do bangs
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I don’t even KNOW her! 🤷🏾♂️
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I don’t even KNOW her! 🤷🏾♂️
Good morning! How do you guys eat your cereal? I like to put very little milk, just get it damp, put a lil bit of sugar, and then eat the first spoonful and go ‘god damn this is stale’
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Good morning! How do you guys eat your cereal? I like to put very little milk, just get it damp, put a lil bit of sugar, and then eat the first spoonful and go ‘god damn this is stale’
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Sucking on a chili dog,
outside the tasty freeze..
outside the tasty freeze..
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Sucking on a chili dog,
outside the tasty freeze..
outside the tasty freeze..