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snargleplax

@snargleplax.bsky.social

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Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · Feb 16

everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite

me: no fuck you take more

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 33m

My dearest Bianca,

I received your labubu in the mail today. It made me think fond memories of simpler times. I’m happy to tell you that we’ve taken rest in Chattanooga. Such respite gave me time to post. I’m proud to tell you, it did numbers…

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 3h

"No shade"
— naked tree

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 7h

me: so you see, seven ate nine, and clearly ten is out of the picture somehow already, so eleven is probably next

7-11 clerk: please just go

snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 7h

The confidence of a person who eats a peach without a paper towel

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 9h

how very dare you

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 11h

in PUBLIC‽

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 12h

too edgy and controversial

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 12h

accidentally attending the "No Short Kings" rally

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1d

10/07/2025

a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."

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LindsAI ➡️ Penti-con @neomeruru.bsky.social · 21h

I was subjected to some terrible AI-generated erotica the other day and I cannot get over that one of the growling alpha dude dirty talk lines was "you'll taste me every time you close your thighs."

I. What. What does that MEAN.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 23h

I'm autistic, so I'm used to being misunderstood.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

Didn't anticipate the rapture going like this

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Celery hears ya.

Celery don’t care.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, it is the same point. That's why I said "restatement". I meant "inverted" in the sense of using phrasing based on what folks "love" rather than what they "hate". That's all. We're not disagreeing. I'm saying (as are you), people love the comfort of not examining their own culpability.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

It only leads to one thing...

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The Stone Roses - Tears (audio only)

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 1d

I think this brings it to an inverted restatement of your original point: such folks love not having to interrogate the status quo more than they love the justice that would come from doing so.