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ThinlyVeiledPanda

@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social

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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10h

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1h

What else indeed 😂

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1h

I should start a website 😂

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3h

I do feel better! Thanks!

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

Lovin it! Talented artist, gorgeous subject 🫂

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

What!? Who told you that? I’d love to hire you for my Funny Internet Company

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

Hi Trick! I’m on your side of the pond and also awake! Let’s have insomnia together 😃

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

So ummm… can i see yours? 😉

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

That’s much better, thank you!

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

On umm…on the phone, right?

ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 4h

You’re right, that WOULD make me feel good!

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10h

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3d

[flirting] so youre into average joes well im mid af baby

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 2d

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 14h

the existence of Frankie Valli and Frank Ocean imply the existence of Frank Mountain and Frank Sky

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 13h

I will always love who I love, can’t help it

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11h

I am overwhelmed, underprepared and over caffeinated

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 7d

Boy, if we were seahorses, I would get you *so pregnant*

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12h

i am the winner of the MacArthur dumbass grant

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 11h

dont worry my thoughts are highly
unrealistic and the effects are bad

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 11h

I adulted for what felt like the first time in over a month. I just haven't had the bandwidth to do anything that wasn't absolutely necessary for survival.

For instance, I finally remembered to buy lightbulbs so I won't have to sit in semi-darkness like some kind of half-assed goth.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

is it just monkeys or are all simian paws cursed

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3d

We need a supremer court.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3d

"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.

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