ThinlyVeiledPanda
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
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Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
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There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
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If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.
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Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
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I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
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January is the Monday of the year.
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
January is the Monday of the year.
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
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In another life? I have to do this shit again?
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
In another life? I have to do this shit again?
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If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
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we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
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A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.
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Guys I'm twitterpated
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Guys I'm twitterpated
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No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
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love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
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join me in this trench and rest
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
join me in this trench and rest
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
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Just sitting here managing highly paid professionals… like a boss!
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Just sitting here managing highly paid professionals… like a boss!
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Still losing myself in the music, Eminem. Please advise.
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
Now what? Good morning! 🩷
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Still losing myself in the music, Eminem. Please advise.
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Still nothing else matters, Metallica. Please advise.
Still losing myself in the music, Eminem. Please advise.
Still believing, Journey. Please advise.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Still nothing else matters, Metallica. Please advise.
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Ask "Is it?" when someone says "it's nice to meet you".
January 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ask "Is it?" when someone says "it's nice to meet you".
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When she gets you, she is the one.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When she gets you, she is the one.
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Do you even know what it sounds like when doves cry bro?
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Do you even know what it sounds like when doves cry bro?