human
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet/artist
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human
@bshuman.bsky.social
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I absolutely insist you love me forever.
Read a good novel together and chill?
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Read a good novel together and chill?
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I had everything planned this week.
I put my hoody on and went back to bed.
Fuck it.
I put my hoody on and went back to bed.
Fuck it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I had everything planned this week.
I put my hoody on and went back to bed.
Fuck it.
I put my hoody on and went back to bed.
Fuck it.
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Betty, the oldest clam in existence, has died at age 500. Marine biologists say seashell never be forgotten.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Betty, the oldest clam in existence, has died at age 500. Marine biologists say seashell never be forgotten.
I can’t help thinking about you every single day. But you wouldn’t know that, would you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I can’t help thinking about you every single day. But you wouldn’t know that, would you?
I’d be lying if I didn’t love you so very dearly.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’d be lying if I didn’t love you so very dearly.
It’s a pity we’re not in love with each other already.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s a pity we’re not in love with each other already.
I want to be free; I want to be free with you.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I want to be free; I want to be free with you.
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Post a reliable character actor
Geoffrey Lewis
Geoffrey Lewis
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Post a reliable character actor
Geoffrey Lewis
Geoffrey Lewis
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I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
Physical beauty fades. Inner beauty is forever.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Physical beauty fades. Inner beauty is forever.
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Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
I’d never say goodbye to you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’d never say goodbye to you.
No man really wants to be an island.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
No man really wants to be an island.
Healthy communication is overrated and boring as fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Healthy communication is overrated and boring as fuck.
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
organic jasmine
green tea & chill?
green tea & chill?
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
organic jasmine
green tea & chill?
green tea & chill?
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Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🫶🏻
Be safe out there. 🫶🏻
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🫶🏻
Be safe out there. 🫶🏻
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
Department of War and Peace’s Secretary?
Leo Tolstoy.
Leo Tolstoy.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Department of War and Peace’s Secretary?
Leo Tolstoy.
Leo Tolstoy.
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I'm tired.
The silence
That meets my effort
My heart speaks
And they step back
This world...
It seems to have forgotten
Numerous things
But mostly
How to value
What is worthy
And leave behind
What is not
The silence
That meets my effort
My heart speaks
And they step back
This world...
It seems to have forgotten
Numerous things
But mostly
How to value
What is worthy
And leave behind
What is not
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm tired.
The silence
That meets my effort
My heart speaks
And they step back
This world...
It seems to have forgotten
Numerous things
But mostly
How to value
What is worthy
And leave behind
What is not
The silence
That meets my effort
My heart speaks
And they step back
This world...
It seems to have forgotten
Numerous things
But mostly
How to value
What is worthy
And leave behind
What is not
It’s record holiday travel every year!
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It’s record holiday travel every year!
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Mmmm, I wanna take out your giblets.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mmmm, I wanna take out your giblets.