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bshuman.bsky.social
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@bshuman.bsky.social
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wannabe comedian/poet/artist For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 2d
There’s nothing stronger than a broken human who has survived.
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h
I didn't like that one when I hit post either
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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 7h
Well you know just what to do to me.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6h
Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h
I gave your dad a pack of cigarettes. He'll be home soon.
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h
New sneaker squeaks on a hardwood floor. Not sneaky at all.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 4h
#snowmelt
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 5h
I examined my life thoroughly and it’s definitely worth living.
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FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social · 3d
Until AI can consistently fill in the word “Brown” after I type “Charlie,” it will continue to suck.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d
The world is Trump's oyster and we're the ones getting shucked.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 6h
But but how could a billionaire be called a loser and an idiot? You can call me whatever so long as I am a billionaire 🤪
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 6h
Do I fancy her so? I reckon I do.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h
*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 6h
Dewing the Dew
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 7h
Jane Austen superhero manuscript discovered, looking forward to spidey sense and sensibility.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 7h
Lol. Pride and prejudice is next on my reading list
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 9h
Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4d
the playtime to exhaustion pipeline
grey tabby kitten playing in 3 photos, sleeping in bottom right photo.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 7h
😂
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 7h
Need too be punshid!
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 17h
Sense of me not making. Bed for time after.
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 8h
I had two many typos yesterday, I'm nervice to wrt anything tiday
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 8h
Unforgivable i tell ya!
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 8h
The problem is, I didn't stop while I was a head and now I have this body to take care of
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 8h
Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h
Knowledge is useless without zeal.
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